Princiss

someone that is fun, a partier, and someone that will make any moment fun; an outgoing sexy person

damn! i want to hangout with that Princiss!

by Princiss Thomas May 23, 2011

Printing Press

This sex act requires that you abduct three little girls and strip them naked in your basement. You must then break their knees with a sledgehammer, toss the girls aside, create a mixture of laxatives and your bodily fluids (especially cum and vomit), and let it blend for ten minutes. During these ten minutes, you are to stand a few meters from your desired girl, charge towards her, ram your cock (you can use a spiked dildo, albeit not necessary) up her ass (cunts and mouths are acceptable), and repeat for each girl until the blending finishes. Feed one of the girls your concoction and, with a staple gun, connect the girls' mouths to each other's asses so that they form an endless human centipede. After some time, collect some of their shit and use it to spell out a phrase of your choice. Smear the shit on their faces afterwards and beat off on their backs and faces.

Vomit on a printing press for bonus points.

by Yopmail User August 27, 2023

Toilet Printing Press

When a fatass can't wipe his ass due to his ass cheeks being so big so he spreads his ass enough to fit some toilet paper in there and like a print press closes his ass to press the shit on the paper.

My doctor said I'm on the road to obesity, I don't want to be operating a Toilet Printing Press anytime soon

by meme man 696969 November 8, 2018

Pritish

A british prostitute.

'Man, let's go to london and get us some pritish girls!'

by FaBANG January 26, 2010

Dick-Prints

Where you have been gripping the penis during masturbation to the extent that you can see finger marks afterwards for an extended period of time. Usually in colder conditions.

"Man, I was tugging so hard those dick-prints didn't fade for an hour"

Also often known as, cock-prints.

by Landoddage. May 17, 2009

prints

a code word for gangsters who are making illegal money.

"weve got a whole case of prints out back"

by krazydave September 13, 2009

Prantis

keen minded, observant role with propensity to support conversations and and enhance the flow with jokes, abstracts, insight and trivia. Some use the imagery of Preying Mantis role in nature.

Morris was the Prantis in the group of drinkers and bon viveurs

by Tim Cox April 13, 2007