Prevenge

The act of performing a prank or act of humiliation on one who has not yet, but you believe will, upset or humiliate you at some point.

Im not waiting for that douchebag Jerry to humiliate me, i got my prevenge by setting off stink bombs in his locker.

by Senor Smiley Face April 26, 2010

Prefended

To pretend to be offended by something so as to appear cool or avoid being in the doghouse.

Joe was prefended by what Tim said so Sara wouldn't cut him off.

by akula64 April 17, 2019

The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.

The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.

by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015

Pre-event Prevention

When there is an event oncoming, and you decide to leave any work you have until after the event has ended. This can be because it feels like you cannot get much done in the time until the event starts, or a subtle means of procrastination.

Louis has a badminton match in 2 hours, and a physics test tomorrow, but because the badminton match is 'only' in two hours, he decides to just start studying once the match has ended. He is practising pre-event prevention of his studies.

by WriterLifer September 10, 2022

First Presenter's Advantage

The supposed grading advantage of a student that has been scheduled or volunteered to present an oral presentation first (i.e. before anyone else). This comes from the assumption that as the teacher critiques each report, he/she grades the later ones with increasing scrutiny until the last student is doomed to a mediocre grade if the report is any less than perfect (this student has the Last Presenter's Disadvantage).

Jack: "Dude, how did Gracie get a better grade than me? Her voice was like a dying cow and she completely left out Lincoln's involvement in the Civil War."

Danny: "She had the First Presenter's Advantage, man. Plus, yours kind of sucked anyway."

by Paylardo November 21, 2009

Internal Loss Prevention

Internal Loss Prevention is a euphemism or a 'dressing up' of the very unpopular and much maligned security guard role.

Meat: I'm in Internal Loss Prevention.
Paco: Securiteeeeee! Hahahaha
Ravi: I'm buying your ass a detective kit for your birthday!
Meat: Remember a little thing called Rome?

by ArsenalArmada February 4, 2008

perverted

a person who only talks sexual terms constantly, and tries to feel u up and down, left and right, and tries to hook up with boys and girls no matter who they are, ugly or pretty.

Weiny

by abookie November 7, 2003