by The Cougar November 11, 2005
A person that can put his/her legs behinds their neck and start walking in it's ass. Only nerdy people can do it.
by favio14 March 4, 2006
A snack eaten by fat people (Mostly americans). Any thin, healthy or smart person realises that the amount of salt and fat in one pretzel let alone a bag is enough to fatten you to bits.
I'm going to eat a bag of pretzels then drink some canned foam cheese and top it off with some twinkies.
by JimboNoobo March 23, 2003
A deadly threat to the nation. It was sent by unknown parties to assasinate George W. Bush. The attempt was nearly successful, but a bystander was cunning enough to employ the heimlich maneuvre, foiling the conspiracy. The said pretzel is now being held in maximum security in guantanamo bay as an enemy combatant.
by jonzo the weasel July 17, 2006
by Under Artificial Skies July 2, 2009
Damn, I feel 'pretzelized' right now.
Someone giving you salt in game Damn, I'm getting 'pretzelized'.
Someone giving you salt in game Damn, I'm getting 'pretzelized'.
by SnorLux July 23, 2016
The most fucked up, warm hearted, wise and savage person that I have met online. He always seems to have girls and guys at his feet.
by Animal are bikes April 17, 2017