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Preference

Show. Me. One. Person. Who. Has. The. OPPOSITE. Preference.
Hym "It took you 8 years and you still can't find a single person who has the opposite preference. Not 1. Because it isn't a thing and you know it isn't a thing. You don't respect men unconditionally yet expect respect from men unconditionally."
by Hym Iam August 29, 2023
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Child irrelevant sexual preference

Aka. C.I.S.P.; When an individual is sexually attracted to people regardless of whether or not they have and or want children
Martin is sexually attracted to other people regardless of whether or not they want to have kids. They have a child irrelevant sexual preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021
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prefers the flatter shoe

Lesbian . Gay woman.
Typically the more “masculine” of the relationship, given to the wearing of Doc Martens to complement her crew cut hair and dungarees
I bet that fat skinhead bitch prefers the flatter shoe
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
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Religiously aligned romantic preference

Aka. R.A.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who practice same religion as them
Chelsea is an active parishioner of the Falun Gong faith and she is only interested in dating people who practice Falun Gong. She has a religiously aligned romantic preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 10, 2021
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Prefer

Yeah, you see it's vaguely analogous to the thing they're doing to me isn't it?
Hym "Yeah, see that's sad and all, that they're getting kidnapped and bred for organ harvesting.... BUUUUUUUUT I know now that if they were free they would be statistically more likely to be fucking a retard behind my back instead of fucking me! I would prefer that literally anything happen other than fucking that retard happen to them. Preferences are fun. I think I may have been wrong about preference. Probably not. Either way, which form of apathy would you rather receive from me today? How about a little 'That's THEIR problem'? How's that sound? How about 'That's none of my business'? If you spreading awareness helps in abstract then aren't I just as much as you about it? You're welcome! I don't even care and I'm doing just as much about it as you, except, for free. I do love helping. Oh! How about a little 'Well, clearly they aren't making the right sacrifices! This is evidenced by the fact that the are where they are! If they were making the rught sacrifices they wouldn't be slaves!' Ooo! Yeah, that one felt good! And I can absolve myself of guilt for doing nothing about it by spreading awareness! Hurray me!"
by Hym Iam July 6, 2023
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Child irrelevant romantic preference

Aka. C.I.R.P.; When an individual is romantically attracted to people regardless of whether or not they want and or have kids
Maxwell said he is interested in dating Carmen regardless of whether or not she has or wants kids. He has a child irrelevant romantic preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021
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Aka. P.O.S.P.; When an individual will only sleep with people they are romantically involved with
Sharleen will only sleep with someone if they are dating them. They have a partner only sexual preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 15, 2021
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