poeticate

Verb meaning 'to do poetry' in a nonreading manner.
It can range from pretending to be a Shakespearean
actor in one's own residence, to practicing lines in
public in order to memorize poems. The term can
also be an adjective with a different pronunciation.
The verb pronounces the last syllable as 'kate' and
the adjective pronounces the final syllable as 'kit'.

Omaha goes to High Park as often as possible to
poeticate whenever he has a skedded poetry gig.

by Ward Smith February 16, 2009

Predict-a-flu

A pathogenic virus that infects a person right around the time of a major event.

"Sorry boss, looks like I can't come into work today, I got a case of the predict-a-flu on the day of the big game."

by sage02 May 10, 2009

psuckic prediction

A prediction derived from the application of murphy's law, the monumental stupidity of people, and your ability to combine the too....

A friend blew all of her student loan money on a new laptop 360, clothes and books...

I'm gonna go out on a limb and make a "psuckic prediction prediction" stating that "before the semester's out she's gonna wine and bitch about not having any money... and how her best friend just made her buy all that crap....."

by johnbr216 September 1, 2009

Predicated Political Predator

A person, regardless of where their beliefs in politics land, left, right and possibly center; predicate their political beliefs before their personalities and before speaking with their hearts. Will also ruin people's lives and/or careers assuming they (the person whose lives and/or careers are being ruined) do not share the same opinions they have.

Jerry was mad at the general state of people nowadays, what with a good number of them being Predicated Political Predators.

by Kola17_97 June 4, 2019

Predictability Augmentation

The process of making improvements in a place—such as a business or educational institution—to increase the likelihood of making as many things as possible predictable.

The new process or science of making as many things as possible more predictable is called Predictability Augmentation and promises to boost individual as well as group performance, safety, and even profits!

by but for October 21, 2017

Predickament

Male version of a camel toe.

“Tim are you playing with yourself?”

“No, but I am in a bit of a predickament here!”

by Drobbo April 17, 2019

predickament

A puzzling/awkward/difficult situation that's due to someone is being a royal d**khead.

The Watergate predickament was caused mainly by a lot of Washington politicians --- including ol' Tricky himself --- being shady and self-serving.

by QuacksO April 26, 2019