Potato 

A person who is socially awkward, ugly, sarcastic and has no function if they don't have the internet. And they do not have any particular skill as a human being whatsoever.

"I'm basically just a potato with a weird haircut"

Potato by muffinpotato June 3, 2016

Potato 

A lazy bum with no purpose in life.

Last week I was a complete potato. I should do more with my life.

Potato by BedatSavage January 22, 2017

Potato 

What you call your friend when they are being a dumbass

Ellen: What will happen if i lick this battery
Steve: God Ellen you potato!

Potato by Aliensarestealingmynuggets July 8, 2017

potato 

the most amazing masterpiece you will ever see. it blows your mind away. potatoes are so majestic and beautiful, we are so lucky to have them be apart of our lives. never lose a potato

what would we do without potatoes? they are so fashionable and amazing. i wish i was that perfect.

potato by wfhfggdhsj October 10, 2017

Potato 

Chubby Mexican strip club manager.

Are you round?
Are you Brown?
Then you are a potato ...

Potato by Lololkayla May 15, 2018

Potato 

Synonyms: MysteriousMusic

you are just like potato over there

Potato by yAbOiFrIdAy March 1, 2019

Potato 

You know what a potato is.

You don’t need an example for ‘potato’

Potato by NoUCan’tHaveMySoup May 10, 2019