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24 Girls, One Aim - Having It Supersized

They Live By These Few Simple Rules

1. If it’s offered, take it (sexual or otherwise)
2. Stick to the itinerary
3. Protect your buddy
4. Mix your drinks
5. In the wise words of Michael Jackson, “don’t stop till you get enough”
6. Freshen up your poonani
7. Skirts short, heels high
8. Share and share alike (no dibs)
9. If you’re gonna do it, do it: No semi porkings
10. Morals will only hold you back.
11. Free House = Free Pussy
12. NEVER oblige a get down
13. Always Get A Souvenir
14. in the words of DMX 'if you don't wanna party then yo ass gotta go'
15. And above all: No Glove, No Love

(see also 'Pootang Invasion')
'That Pootang Clan is just a big bunch of skets'
'No, they just have it the largest, I wanna roll with those hot chicas!'
by Con, Esme, Lizzie December 27, 2007
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poot plank

That annoying and embarrassing squeaky board in the floor that sounds like a fart when you step on it just right.However,when you want it to it won't. Like when you step on it and it makes the farting sound and other people look at you like you farted. You try to demonstrate to redeem yourself but it won't repeat for love or money.
I swear! It was the poot plank,not me!!
by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011
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Poot Dust

The act of farting or pooting, then catching the foul aroma with your hand and sprinkling it on an unspecting person or belongings. It is best when the person has their mouth open so that they can possibly taste it, as well.
Ralph was so trashed, he was not expecting to get poot dust sprinkled upon him.
by carnita horchatas January 24, 2012
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Pussy poot

It’s the sound of freshly deposited skeet forcefully making its way out of a lady’s clam after raucous love making.
Marry lou Anne had to keep her pussy poot as quiet as possible as it’s not very lady like to let one blow at the debutante ball; if only her brother Bobby Joe wasn’t so convincing.
by Flyassfeller10 February 12, 2020
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Poot

Word describing a brief flatulatory experience. (Farting)
by Stéphane Viau February 10, 2005
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pootang pie

In her desperation, Karlita offered him a huge, heaping, steaming slice of her pootang pie.
by Jo_Jo February 16, 2004
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poot and scoot

To fart and then run at first smell
Man I completely executed the perfect poot and scoot.
by Sir Thomas Allen March 28, 2009
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