Portland Beaver Burp

When two women sicissor and one queefs into the others vagina.

Patty blew her queef (burp) into Joan's beaver while scissoring in Portland. Hence: Portland Beaver Burp

by EATME@===> December 5, 2018

hating Portland

A new euphemism for masturbation. Typically done in a vigorous fashion.

Coined by a guy in Portland who hated it so much he decided he needed to masturbate furiously in the streets.

"Man my wife is away today so I'll probably be hating Portland all day!"

by Dickie Stephens May 13, 2017

A Portland pie

When a street urchin smashes out all the windows of your car coating the interior with broken glass/“pie crust” then drops a

duece/“pie filling” all over the inside of your vehicle and leaves it to bake in the sun.

I went in the store for 15 minutes and when i came out someone had turned my ford escape into a Portland pie.

by Feral fecal photos August 30, 2023

s.e. portland steambath

Leaving a rugged crap in the bowl after a hot shower in the one bathroom for one of three roommates.

I ran into Joanie's 's.e. Portland steambath,' while getting ready for work this morning. I'm taxing her two Humm kombuchas.

by Drumscrubby February 17, 2017

Portland Hipster

Usually defined as a person who:

A. Drinks PBR
B. Has the money to bath, but doesn't

C. Cuts their own hair, badly.
C. Wears "Ironic" 80's clothes
E. Has a bike
F. Has a beard
G. Rolls their pant legs up to high

"Blank is such a Portland Hipster. Just look at him with his brand new bike, riding down the middle of the street drunk on PBR. It even looks like he cut his dreadlocks last night in his bathroom!"

by Lostboy23 May 10, 2009

People's Republic of Portland

nickname of Portland -- it got the nickname because the city is very liberal.

People's Republic of Portland is located on the Left Coast.

by Jit November 5, 2004

portland frank

From the new Jackass 3.5 movie. When you wake up with mustard all over your wiener/dick/cock/penis...

John: Dude, was I really drunk last night?
Matt: Yeah you grabbed the mustard for some reason and gave yourself a portland frank all over your cock.
John: No i didn't....
Matt: Check your dick...
John: Ohhh shittttttttt.......

by SEXYcheerleaderBABE November 22, 2011