Pornhub

A website most men use if there lonely or ugly and cant get a bitch to fuck.

Bro I have been watching too much pornhub man

by PopGamerNation May 14, 2019

Pornhub

A website where you gain useful knowledge about life and human body and make new friends all around the world, def better than Youtube and Google Scholar.

If you keep watching videos from pornhub, you will soon realize the truth of life.

A: I've just finished reading Charles Darvin's Theory of Evolution, it was just beautiful!
B: That's just too basic, check this out.
A: What is this Pornhub thing anyway?
B: The truth of all things.

by Follower of Kun March 13, 2023

Pornhub

A family friendly website for children to watch and learn about the human body

Kid: hey mom I’m gonna go watch pornhub.

Mom: okay let me know if you learned anything new!

by Mr. Spicy April 1, 2023

pornhub

This makes you feel good and happy and if your lucky you have some weed and tequila. :)

"I love pornhub because it makes me feel good", jimmy said.
"I know right", said john.

by beastnova2228 October 7, 2020

Pornhub

The website that brings balance to the earth

Without pornhub, the world would be in absolute chaos

by JOSHYBOI@THEYT February 10, 2020

Pornhub

Where thirty-something men go to watch a thirteen-year-old boy's idea of what sex is like.

Guy 1; I watched some Hentai last night.
Guy 2; cartoon sex? that's for weirdoes. I watched Pornhub
Guy 1;...

by Klaatu's Nikto October 11, 2020

Pornhub

This web site is made to make you lose no nut November and win distroy sick December. I mean you can also use it for fun just make sure you dont kill anyone with a cum shot of your's especially not grandma

Hay dude wanna watch pornhub

by Pornstarjordan November 30, 2018