by Optomon May 9, 2004
When your mate tells you he was about to play for Man U the other day but he broke his leg.This phrase was glorified in Big shaq new hit single(chicken shop freestyle).Commonly used by white 50 year old teachers when they catch you running in the corridor.
"I couldve signed for Man U the other day but broke my leg its a mad ting"
"Wow such a shame"
"Porky Pies mate you couldn't play ball if your life depended on it"
"Wow such a shame"
"Porky Pies mate you couldn't play ball if your life depended on it"
by BUndaatingsukno January 18, 2021
when a girl doesn't shave and when the partner tries to go down on her their lip is poked by her porky hairs
by bowman and cobb October 26, 2007
The Porky Twanger defines the act of inserting a digit up the female corn hole during a session of Bumping uglies. This is optionally accompanied by the calling of the phrase 'Porky twanger!' (spoken aloud at volume), and most likely followed by a swift dismount.
'I got really drunk last night and ended up in bed with my ex-girlfriend. I was doing her from behind, so I thought I'd give her a porky twanger while I was at it.'
by W Scotchston October 24, 2007
To procede with having anal sex with someone while they are shitting on the penis similar to what some pigs do along with people from colorado.
by dick herts May 9, 2008
Porky is Ness and lucas there main enemie. Hes Also known as the king of pigs, or king P.
13 (earthbound)
Age unknown, estimated between 1,000 and 10,000 (Mother 3)
Porky grew up in onett, togheter with Ness. When they still were friends.
After Ness went on his journey to defeat giygas porky changed for the worse.
Porky first resurfaces as a high priest of the Happy gappies cult. led by the Carpainter.
Porky kidnaps Paula, with the intention of performing a human sacrifice. After the cult is disbanded, he tries to befriend Ness again, only to run off, Ness's "silent protagonist" status mistakenly gives the impression of harsh shunning, thus causing an insulted Porky to sever all ties with Ness and abandon him.
Porky finally reappears within the Cave of the Past, his skin pale and discolored, piloting an organic, spider-like machine. At this point, Porky reveals to Ness his true allegiance, taunting Ness and his companions before attacking them. Once Giygas is destroyed, Porky uses time travel to escape into another era, but not before taunting Ness one last time. His final lines of dialogue in the game come through Picky in a suspicious hate letter that says, "Come and get me, loser! Spankety spankety spankety!"
He reappears in mother 3. As the main enemie. Were he now rules over new pork city, and were he is more powerfull then ever before. He Also grow older, but besides that. Hes still a kid.
13 (earthbound)
Age unknown, estimated between 1,000 and 10,000 (Mother 3)
Porky grew up in onett, togheter with Ness. When they still were friends.
After Ness went on his journey to defeat giygas porky changed for the worse.
Porky first resurfaces as a high priest of the Happy gappies cult. led by the Carpainter.
Porky kidnaps Paula, with the intention of performing a human sacrifice. After the cult is disbanded, he tries to befriend Ness again, only to run off, Ness's "silent protagonist" status mistakenly gives the impression of harsh shunning, thus causing an insulted Porky to sever all ties with Ness and abandon him.
Porky finally reappears within the Cave of the Past, his skin pale and discolored, piloting an organic, spider-like machine. At this point, Porky reveals to Ness his true allegiance, taunting Ness and his companions before attacking them. Once Giygas is destroyed, Porky uses time travel to escape into another era, but not before taunting Ness one last time. His final lines of dialogue in the game come through Picky in a suspicious hate letter that says, "Come and get me, loser! Spankety spankety spankety!"
He reappears in mother 3. As the main enemie. Were he now rules over new pork city, and were he is more powerfull then ever before. He Also grow older, but besides that. Hes still a kid.
by The aubergine man September 14, 2020
by ToadMaster May 2, 2003