peg leg porker

the restaurant with the best dry ribs and BBQ outside of memphis they have also produced a award winning bourbon that is a delicacy in the south
man 1:damn those ribs were good

man 2:yeah they were from the peg leg porker
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The Weight Watchers/Nutri-Systems/Jenny Craig/Slim-Fast type ads that feature overweight celebs to rehab back into semi-decent shape and promote their product.Notable porkers include Kirstie Alley,Carrie Fisher,Marie Osmond,Jenny McCarthy,Sarah Ferguson,Valerie Bertinelli,Anna Nicole Smith,Queen Latifah,Dan Marino,Whoopi Goldberg,Don Shula,Tori Spelling,Monica Lewinsky,Kathie Lee Gifford,Ann Jillian,Jason Alexander,and Jennifer Hudson.
It is encouraging to know that,despite having the means to have full time personal fitness coaches,many Hollywood stars resort to the same celebrity porker pity project to lose weight that is available to the common man.
by wolfbait51 June 04, 2011
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Pony Porker

A name for a "brony" that feels the need to convert everyone to lovers of My Little Pony.
As an Action Someone who fantasizes about sexual relations between themselves and the characters of my little pony.
" Someone please get these damn Pony Porkers off DA"
" Ran into a herd of pony pokers at comic con, nearly shit my pants."
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Porker

Someone who’s fat
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Porker

Someone who’s fat
Miles pudding and lizzo are both porkers
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Porker

Harry: Dude, Americans don't know what football is, they are porkers.
George and Thomas: Yeah
Praveen: What's a porker?
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Nomadic porker

To have sex in places other than the bedroom. Often in different rooms of the house.
Me: The neighbors saw is having sex in the kitchen
Wife: They're just jealous, since we aren't confined to missionary in the bedroom
Me: Yes, we are Nomadic porkers
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