Despite all the racist definitions you may have heard for this word, it can actually be applied to 80% of the population of Schenectady, NY. It crosses all racial lines. Just alot of lazy folk with nothing better to do. Sometimes just drinkin beer waiting for the some crack whores to walk by so they can get some ass.
Driving thru Schenectady, one will notice one out of every three houses are infested with porch monkeys.
by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway October 23, 2007
Get the porch monkeymug. A person that sits usually on their porch by themselves or with other people doing basically nothing yet looking and watching others. They can be black or white.
Hey look at that dumb ass porch monkey just sitting there staring at us -- he looks like he is up to no good.
by Was a porch monkey November 16, 2009
Get the porch monkeymug. It means a Person, black, white, brown, or Yellow who are lazy and have nothing better to do but sit on there porch all day. All tho A long time ago I do think it started as racial term that made no since. Back then everyone use sitting on there porch as a good pastime rich or poor.
by Francisstewart February 27, 2008
Get the porch monkeymug. a kind of attack monkey that you teach to sit on your porch and throw its poop at people you don't like. not to be confused with nigga that sits on a porch.
Guy: "check out this porch monkey i bought at petco"
Girl: "what does it do?"
Guy: "throws poop at people"
girl: "awesome"
Girl: "what does it do?"
Guy: "throws poop at people"
girl: "awesome"
by ninjamatt May 5, 2009
Get the porch monkeymug. by ChronoBobbyD August 28, 2006
Get the porch monkeymug. by belleanna April 3, 2010
Get the porch monkeymug. by BladeIII May 7, 2008
Get the porch monkeymug.