The Poot

The Poot is a burrowing creature that lives in Southern Africa. Although it possesses massive feet it usually uses its breasts to ploeg* through the ground

*Ploeg is when you work the fields to plant food.

Wow Tjoop! You are acting like The Poot

by Dirk Ryk Hermanus Roux II the June 4, 2023

Poot

Tumblr meme in which "Poot" is Demi Lovatos "twin sister"

Have you seen Poot? Poor Demi.

by Katescott2000 December 20, 2015

Poot

Poot Lovato is Demi Lovato's twin sister. Demi kept her hidden in her attack for years but was able to escape. She was first seen some nights ago.

Poot

by 1794 January 11, 2016

Poot

Referencing being "high" on marijuana, being sad all the time, and doing abosoulty nothing everyday.

The bean was very poot

by Poot Bean July 3, 2019

Poot

Farting like normal, at the end, a little nugget surprises ypu.

Walking through Walmart today ,I thought I farted. But I pooted, and the guy behind me slipped on my nugget.

by Oopsieohfuck January 25, 2020

Poot

The act of snorting illicit substances out of ones anal cavity for political reasons.

Think of the dead Kennedy's pull my strings chorus and go from there. "Give me a toot "poot" I'll sell you my soul. Pull my strings and I'll go far.

by I'm_ Getting _paid4thot! February 9, 2022

Poot

Another way of saying 'fart' or 'trump'.
It's normally used as a really posh or feminine way of saying you've had flatulence.

Isabelle: Sorry, I just pooted.
Rachel: That's okay, Isa- OH GOD, THAT SMELLS TERRIBLE, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT?

by definebird December 2, 2017