by Katescott2000 October 25, 2015
Referencing being "high" on marijuana, being sad all the time, and doing abosoulty nothing everyday.
by Poot Bean July 03, 2019
Walking through Walmart today ,I thought I farted. But I pooted, and the guy behind me slipped on my nugget.
by Oopsieohfuck January 26, 2020
Another way of saying 'fart' or 'trump'.
It's normally used as a really posh or feminine way of saying you've had flatulence.
It's normally used as a really posh or feminine way of saying you've had flatulence.
Isabelle: Sorry, I just pooted.
Rachel: That's okay, Isa- OH GOD, THAT SMELLS TERRIBLE, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT?
Rachel: That's okay, Isa- OH GOD, THAT SMELLS TERRIBLE, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT?
by definebird December 02, 2017
Present participle: Pooting, often dropping the 'g' as pootin' (not to be confused with the homophone Putin, the prime minister of Russia).
by TaxicabDriver September 17, 2015
A cross between a poop and a toot. Much like a shart but less aggressive and more refined. It always depends how much poop was expelled when farting. If it's just a speck that's a poot. If it was more than a speck it's a shart.
Person 1: That was a loud fart? You better check yourself before you wreck yourself "
Person 2: Whoopsie doodles, I pooted.
Person 2: Whoopsie doodles, I pooted.
by Poot queen November 08, 2019
Think of the dead Kennedy's pull my strings chorus and go from there. "Give me a toot "poot" I'll sell you my soul. Pull my strings and I'll go far.
by I'm_ Getting _paid4thot! February 09, 2022