Referencing being "high" on marijuana, being sad all the time, and doing abosoulty nothing everyday.
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by Poot Bean July 3, 2019
Get the Pootmug. The Poot is a burrowing creature that lives in Southern Africa. Although it possesses massive feet it usually uses its breasts to ploeg* through the ground
*Ploeg is when you work the fields to plant food.
*Ploeg is when you work the fields to plant food.
by Dirk Ryk Hermanus Roux II the June 4, 2023
Get the The Pootmug. Walking through Walmart today ,I thought I farted. But I pooted, and the guy behind me slipped on my nugget.
by Oopsieohfuck January 25, 2020
Get the Pootmug. Poot Lovato is Demi Lovato's twin sister. Demi kept her hidden in her attack for years but was able to escape. She was first seen some nights ago.
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by 1794 January 11, 2016
Get the Pootmug. Another way of saying 'fart' or 'trump'.
It's normally used as a really posh or feminine way of saying you've had flatulence.
It's normally used as a really posh or feminine way of saying you've had flatulence.
Isabelle: Sorry, I just pooted.
Rachel: That's okay, Isa- OH GOD, THAT SMELLS TERRIBLE, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT?
Rachel: That's okay, Isa- OH GOD, THAT SMELLS TERRIBLE, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT?
by definebird December 2, 2017
Get the Pootmug. A cross between a poop and a toot. Much like a shart but less aggressive and more refined. It always depends how much poop was expelled when farting. If it's just a speck that's a poot. If it was more than a speck it's a shart.
Person 1: That was a loud fart? You better check yourself before you wreck yourself "
Person 2: Whoopsie doodles, I pooted.
Person 2: Whoopsie doodles, I pooted.
by Poot queen November 8, 2019
Get the Pootmug. Present participle: Pooting, often dropping the 'g' as pootin' (not to be confused with the homophone Putin, the prime minister of Russia).
by TaxicabDriver October 31, 2015
Get the Pootmug.