Olympic Pooping

A discipline where the contestant tries to poop as far as possible.
To make a poop, the competitor starts in a slightly recessed concrete-surfaced circle of 2.5 meters (8 feet 2½ inches) diameter. The pooper typically takes an initial stance facing away from the direction of the poop.
He then spins around one and a half times through the circle to build momentum, then releases his poop.
During the final phase the athlete may begin to release a fart to further accelerate the poop as well as to create an air cushion effect.

Ooouuhhh, that one looks good. Awesome. He olympic pooped across half the field. That must be at least silver. Olympic Pooping at it's finest, ladies and gentlemen!

by bumarse October 25, 2009

poopykins

A pet name that Cartman's mom gave him in the Dog Whisperer episode of South Park.

"Aww Ashlee, you are my favorite poopykins."

by Pickel October 16, 2007

poopkins

A term of endearment used between gay men.

You look simply fabulous in that bomber jacket, poopkins!

by star February 4, 2003

poopin' around

Not really doing much of anything, although putting on the pretense of being involved in gainful activity.

He was supposed to be finishing that project, but he was actually just poopin' around.

by brainz November 7, 2001

Hula Pooping

The dance that is done when one has to poop, but has nowhere to release aforementioned fecal matter. Dance moves include hip gyrations, hands on stomach, and the ever popular why-me-why-now jig. If you're really lucky, you can see intense face contortions.

Man 1: What is wrong with that guy?
Man 2: He just ate spaghetti and drank milk, so I reckon he's hula pooping
Man 1: That sucks, considering the nearest toilet is miles away.

by CarsBow September 12, 2009

Poopfingering

A term used for the act of logging on to another's email address or personal networking site (such as Facebook or MySpace) and either sending incriminating e-mails to others in his or her address book, or changing his or her settings, statuses, or information to something incriminating, or something the individual would not write.

Did you read Dylan's Facebook status about him liking men? I think someone's been poopfingering him.

by the jc creeper March 30, 2009

Poofkin

When you put baby powder in your butcrack and you make your farts visible.

When Avery poofkined all around the room I gave him a good spanking.

by achoholicsementhrower69 October 21, 2010