pedophobia

An irrational, often hysterical fear that afflicts many parents. It involves the delusion that perverts wearing trenchcoats are lurking behind every bush with pockets full of candy. Parents with this disorder have an obsessive compulsion to keep their children, even teenagers, under constant surveillance. They egotistically assume that a pervert would WANT their children, even though they tend to be just as dull and unattractive as the parents that spawned them. These parents tend to be highly suggestible, and a large majority watch FOX News regularly. Other symptoms include frequent bouts of paranoia and melodramatic behavior. Sadly, most will not be cured before they have passed the disease on to their children.

The media's sensationalized coverage of child abductions is mostly to blame for the current climate of pedophobia in our society.

by Siddownshaddap April 20, 2004

Potophobia

A fear of drinking alcohol

I would buy that chick a shot, but she straight up has potophobia!!

by EliasC January 4, 2008

pedophobia

the irrational fear parents get that anyone that looks at their kid may be a pedophile.

Ms. Shaw gives dirty looks if you tell her she has a cute kid. She suffers from pedophobia,

by baraka dukkha December 9, 2008

pomophobic

dislike of post-modern wankers.

Tristan: "Shut up and get over yourself!"

Dan: "Don't be so pomophobic"

by Greg Nopomo April 20, 2009

Pedophobia

A rational fear or disgust of pedofiles

Person A: don't be such a pedophobe, be more accepting!
Person B: pedophobia is a fear of children you fat retard!

by Jan Szreniawski December 12, 2020

popphobia

the abnormal fear or hatred of the pop music genre

My uncle's popphobia is so bad that he won't let me listen to my No Doubt albums.

by astaraelringer October 17, 2009

Pokophobic

Adjective: Fear of being poked and/or having any type of foreign object inserted into the rectal area.

Most straight prisoners avoid bending over in a crowded shower because they are pokophobic.

by Jed Fearon February 10, 2009