poopydick

the condition often afflicting a man after he does someone in the pooper

Bill: What did you and Yolanda do last night?
Jim Bob: Let's just say I have a chronic case of poopydick

by Jake E. Pants July 14, 2002

poop dick

The phrase "poop dick" is used to describe the state of a penis after having sexual intercourse through the rectum.

I wouldn't mind having anal sex, but I'm no big fan of the poop dick.

by A. King. January 17, 2005

Popdick

To exhibit smart-ass qualities. The act of being a smart-ass.

"Don't be a popdick."

by M.R. Hoadley May 9, 2008

poopduck

1. An annoying person is often referred to as a "poopduck."

2. A brown duckling.

1. Jerry: Dude, stop being a PoopDuck!

2. Jerry: Haha, look at these little poopducks crossing the road.

by Charles Leclerc August 23, 2007

Poop Dick Flakes

Poop Dick Flakes(PDF) are when you have had anal sex with your penis. After sex, the poop on your penis will dry up. When the poop on your penis dries up, you start losing your boner and the poop wil flake off onto the floor.

"Hey Jeff! That was some great butt bashing. Now come over here and look at my Poop Dick Flakes are falling on the floor!"

by Dr. Hot Joints January 27, 2008

poodick

When a penis enters a dirty asshole and the receiving end has to shit. When the penis falls out, there is shit all over it. It smells like dogbreath

Wow, that stupid guy has poodick from her dirty asshole.

by Ashley Anderson June 10, 2008

Poop Dick Dingle Berry

A juicy, small sized turd nugget that is hanging from somewhere in the pubic region. The occurrence normally happens post anal sex with a partner who doesn't wipe real well; but there are also other applications.

Jill was going down on J-Rob when suddenly a Poop Dick Dingle Berry came to her attention. Immediately she removed her face from his crotch region and yelled, "That's not chocolate, fuck this shit I'm outta here!"

by Cracker Please Me July 22, 2009