pooned

"pooned" should never be used as a substitue for "owned." Saying "pwned" is dumb enough. "Poon" is really and abbreviation of the slang term "poontang." "Poontang" has been around since the 70's. "Poon," in slang terms, refers to a woman's sexual organs, especially when refering to finding a way to have intercourse with said organs. "Tang," in slang terms, refers to the act of sexual intercourse.

"Poon" also is defined as the act of hitting something with a harpoon. However, that is a bit archaic.

"Dude, I got so much poon at the party."

or

"I need to get some poon so badly."

"pooned" is not a real word and therefore I have no example of it. You can't make a noun past tense...

by Noodlemonkey May 18, 2006

who pooted

who pooted is a saying when a flaming stank comes out your arse

diego i heard owen poot... who pooted

by w.e.s 3d April 1, 2018

Pooted

Adjective. A car that is not clean, and has high mileage

Example1
Me: Why do you park in the grass instead of the driveway like everyone else?

Friend: Because the show cars have to stay “less pooted”.

Example 2
Me: Did you check out the car you told me about?

Friend: Yeah, it was pooted so I didn’t buy it.

by VR6BDF March 14, 2019

The 3-pointed star

When the girl is laying on the bed naked and the man spreads her legs and keeps them wide open, then proceeds to fuck the living the shit out of her. The combination of spread legs and bent arms creates the illusion of a 3-pointed star. If you don't believe me, I highly encourage you to walk down to the nearest corner, pick up a hooker, and proceed to fuck her brains out. You're welcome.

Person A: "Dude, last night Jenay and I fucked like wild monkeys!"
Person B: "No shit?! Atta boy, you guys screw doggy style like always?
Person A: "Well first we had the face-fucking, then we did The 3-pointed star, my cock felt like a meteor shower."

by #getatmebro December 16, 2011

pooted

The state of being trashed beyond anything you can imagine. You are in another world, where everything and every place has become a sandbox in which you wish to play. You will not remember names.. faces... or anything for that matter.; A blacked out state in which you do not plan to function in what society may consider normal, or even inebriated. You do as you please without conscience, morals, or anything coherent for that matter.

I am so pooted right now, please get a camera and watch me make love to this cactus; Dude is that your sister? I'm so pooted I'm going to pick her up from middle school tomorrow and she is going to have my kid in 9 months.; Robbie was so pooted last night he made out with your girlfriend, twice, and then those twins from puerto rico.

by TheOnlyErik October 27, 2007

Pooted

The action taken by 13 year old urban white males when they kill their first saber tooth tiger.

"Holy Crap Jared pooted! Did you see it?!"

by Tawneh February 5, 2005

pooned

1.getting "owned" or "powned" except much more demeaning. gettin pooned implies that not only were you "owned" or "powned", but that you were "owned" or "powned" in such a way that it made your little inmasculine vagina hurt.

2. pooned can also be used in terms of pooning on someone who is terrible various competetive games, usually online.

1. "i pooned that guy like no ones business"

"sometimes you just gotta poon a fool"

2. "dang did you see that kill?!"
"hell ya you pooned all over that guy"

by cpt bizarro December 3, 2007