Poofie

The act of taking selfies whilst pooping and sending them to your unsuspecting friends.

I'm getting real tired of all these poofie's that Geoffrey has been snapchatting me today

by Fergo's got a gun April 11, 2014

Poofie

The kind of poop that you get when you are constipated and it floats . Also rabbit poop . Looks like Cocoa Pebbles or Sugar Puffs.

Noah left some poofies in the toilet again.

by Ujal April 4, 2005

Poodini

Someone that constantly disappear's and when you look for them their always in the toilet.

Grant: "where's Dynamite?"
Dale: "not sure"
Grant: "I think he's in the toilet again"
Dale: "He is the biggest Poodini"
Grant: "fuck oath"

by Digger111 July 10, 2014

pooding

Pooding- "A word with universal meaning; can be used in any context; meaning good, bad, and the damn right anything."

-This apple tatses like pooding
-That car is pooding
-You've got pooding on your shirt
-Pooding?
-1+5=Pooding
-Man 1-"Is the 5th of July a monday?". Man 2-"Pooding?"

by guppygould May 30, 2009

poofinger

Inserting the index finger into an unsuspecting subjects butt hole and shouting "Poo finger". Laughter usually follows the poofinger, except the subject who is left mildly disgusted and scarred.

Group of people. one sticks their finger in another one of their asses...
"POOFINGER"
*Laughter

by Jordan Klein February 12, 2004

poomicule

Small particles of feces which fountain into the air above toilet bowl immediately after a flush. These poomicules drift around the bathroom and settle on other surfaces. Compare farticle

Put the lid down when you flush, I don't want poomicules on my toothbrush!

by darkense September 17, 2010

Poominate

To sit and think deeply about something whilst in the act of pooing or to ruminate while you poo.

I had to come up with a solution, but I was having a mental block. I needed to poominate on this for a while.

by Fox Hunt February 25, 2013