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pootang twister

the pootang twister is a sexual act, one which can be performed on or by anyone with a vagina. this act entails the performer, once engaged in said oral obligations to satisfy their partner with both attentive and exquisite attention paid to the clitoral area, this techniqe is performed to perfection by moving the tongue in a circular motion, creating an almost alphabetical maneuver, thus the pootang twister.

"yo did you ever have billy or timmy go down on you? yea, but they can't do the pootang twister like travis."
by t-dubs-12 December 1, 2009
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THAT MAKES MY POONTANG QUIVER!!

Something that makes you happy in the pants, thought not necessarily in a sexual way. Sometimes, though, it IS in a sexual way. Other times it's just because you're happy.
"When I saw him pass, it just make my poontang quiver!" (Sexual)

OR!

"Thank you for those chocolate chip cookies! They made my poontang quiver." (Just plain happy.)
by Marf December 9, 2003
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Poontang

What Animal Mother's reason for fighting in the Vietnam War was in "Full Metal Jacket"
If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word... my word is "poontang".
by the Uber-Shovel April 3, 2009
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Pootang blues

When a male isnt get any female attention.
Bob - Any luck with the ladies last night.

Jim - No. Ive got the Pootang blues
by LJAontheJSA April 29, 2011
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Pootang Pounder

A person that gets alot of puss wherever they go
Bro you are sure one big Pootang Pounder
by pootangpounder October 26, 2017
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Poontang man

A guy who sneaks around having sex with other men's wives and girlfriends while they're away.

Also the name of a song sung by American blues singer Shirley Brown
Hey, you need to talk to your son before he get himself killed trying to be the poontang man with Ray Ray's wife.
by Mackendeez March 4, 2018
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grandmaster of the pootang

To earn the title "Grandmaster of the Pootang", one must be capable of performing expert level techniques such as the "Full Lick". Grandmasters are guaranteed to steal your bitch, use her up and toss her back to you like a Cabbage Patch Kid after daddy's pitbull Spike is done with it.
"Bro I tried to do that Full Lick shit mane, I can't quite get it. Shit's hard"
"Yeah man you ain't quite ready to be a grandmaster of the pootang yet"
by bigpappy June 24, 2016
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