poobanger

when you stick your thumb up someone's ass,take it out and then suck on it

first coined by independent rock artist and overall chill father, "Mac DeMarco"

i think my math teacher is a poobanger, his thumb is brown and some of his pens smell like poo-poo...

by e_ijah January 16, 2018

Pooland

The proper name for the country of Poland. Because it has shitty people and is a total shithole.

I'm a southerner and we don't want the white niggers from Pooland

by Shadow Spectre June 24, 2018

Poobat

Poobat (or Poobatting) is the activity of simultaneously pooing and masturbating whilst on the toilet.

"Hey stevo, have you ever tried poobatting?"

stevo: ".....what?"

"poobatting, having a poo while batting"

stevo: "k"

"It's like killing two birds with one stone"

by stevo June 16, 2009

Pooballer

A Pooballer is a sucky pitcher in baseball for the opposing team that is either throwing really slow or just sucks dick. Striking out against a Pooballer will result in uncontrollable laughter and humiliation.

Kole: Hey Tyler!
Tyler: What man?
Kole: How did you strike out against this pooballer dude..?
Tyler: Shut up man he got me off balance..
Kole: Haha you suck dick, faggot.

by Duggie May 27, 2013

problay

instead of mumbling probabilly or trying to spell it right just right PROBLAY and people will get it and its funny saying it with an western type accent

Xela"Can you go golfing?"
Luap"Problay!"

by Ali G's Main man Alex January 10, 2005

poolates

The use of one's core muscles to avoid defecating in one's pants.

I had to go so bad, I was doing poolates all the way to the stall.

by Difose October 16, 2008

poolatta

A Dunkin Donuts coffee induced bowel movement.

I was driving down the road sipping my coffee and I had the sudden urge to have a major poolatta.

by the fixer January 5, 2009