Pandemic Pokey-Cokey

The panic that sets in when strangers meet in a passage or aisle not allowing 2 metres social distancing room.

You should’ve seen those pensioners doing the Pandemic Pokey-Cokey in the corner store confectionary aisle. They were moving quicker than cats chasing lasers.

by Scamdy-cat June 2, 2020

Pokeybumwank

The art of poking ones bum to simulate the male g-spot while performing the art of wanking (Male masturbation).

'He totally is going for a pokeybumwank.'
'I did a pokeybumwank last night and it was the hardest I'd ever cum'

by SJIsCool April 1, 2010

pinky ponky

adj. Extremely small and/or cute, especially in reference to Japanese cars, homes, dogs, etc.

interj. When used with "teeny tiny", expresses amazement at the tiny size and/or cuteness of the object in question

Derived from Japanese stationery with typically obnoxiously cute chibi characters on it containing the Engrish phrase "teeny tiny pinky ponky"

Used mostly by Japanophiles, Japanoposeurs, and fat kids who love anime

That enormous fucking Hummer needs to be deported, but look at the pinky ponky car next to it!

by Chihaz August 30, 2008

Wokey Pokey

Coined by Scott Thorough on the Zebras in America Podcast, episode 55: "It's a dance...it's performative wokeness, or pandering, or virtue signalling about a cause or issue, while not necessarily caring about the issue or perhaps benefitting or perpetuating the issue. Not dissimilar to pinkwashing."

"Woke-bae": As a Male Feminist, this offends me.

Nuanced Thinker: You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the Wokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about…motherfucker.

by astrofisch June 17, 2018

poney pounder

1. some one who lives in Kitimat, BC

2. some one who has sexual relations with a horse/poney

guy: dude i just saw someone fucking a horse

other guy: aww, what a poney pounder

by Count Crotchula August 15, 2008

hokey pokey

a satanic ritual which requires one to put the right foot in and then the right foot out.Put the right foor in and shake it all about. Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. And thats what it all about.

Teachers in schools perform satanic rituals by making students do the hokey pokey.

by steven Lee May 13, 2004

pokey

Slang for jail, prison,

I almost took a trip down to pokey town last night!

by Patrick Bateman September 8, 2004