Politics

Something in the old days never talked about publicly but today is usually diverted from any topic up to and including puppies, tits and fried fish.

I really like the way this flower smells.... unlike the stench of Maobama. Im not talking about politics, im stating the truth....about roses.

by Obama2014 September 1, 2012

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Polites

The Canadian version of Pilates. A system of exercises designed to improve physical strength, flexibility, and manners.

Excuse me there, eh, I'm terribly sorry, didn't mean to rush you so rudely, but I may be just a wee bit late for my Polites class.

by Monkey's Dad February 24, 2020

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One big mid-life crisis in which rich, balding middle-aged men compete for the approval of their nation in order to distract themselves from the fact that they are over the hill with no way of going back as they quickly tumble towards their death. The winner ends up in office being used as a puppet for his party to push their agenda while the loser retires to mediocrity and Rogaine.

Politics is a huge battle over who has the best hair and the most money... And political idealogies and crap like that, but who cares about that.

by Cheapskateninja July 29, 2008

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politicing

Bullshitting, like politics. When you are holding a joint and talking while everyone waits for u to pass that shit. When you have a drink and its only partially gone after a long time because you are distracted and not getting fucked up enough like you planned

"Damn girl...Quit politicing and drink your beer!"
"Stop politicing with that spliff and pass that shit"

by Brianne1979 January 15, 2006

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