Poff

Proof of fake friends

Jake was spreading rumors about Khamoni*
Khamoni: jake you’re Poff

by Geniusblackgirl! August 8, 2020

pofo

Acronym for "Piss Off and Fuck Off". Used in a similar fashion of dismissal as the other internet acronym STFU "Shut The Fuck Up".

"POFO asshole, I'm fucking busy"

by Ceifer October 1, 2005

Poff

Someone who has homo-sexual tendencies, but is straight.

Aww dude your such a Poff!!

by GDawgInTheMix2k6 August 3, 2010

Pofferiturbide

My husband

Pofferiturbide X Gunmaninvictissimus

by Gunmaninvictissimus December 7, 2021

Poff

Noun: Poff
1. EXTREMELY negative, pestimistic, and realistic human being

Verb/action: Poffing
1. To be EXTREMELY at the most level negative and pestimistic
2. To annoy all those around you with negativity
3. To ruin movies by pointing out how that would not happen in real life

Adjective: Poff
1. EXTREMELY negative and pestimistic

Girl: UGH! That would never happen in the real world! Romeo and Juliet is so unrealistic! My day is going so miserably! So much homework! UGH!
*storms off*

Dude: Bro, she is such a poff.

by mrpopper September 21, 2011

pafford

describes the action of a company owner that has found a loop hole allowing the company to pay its employees less than minimum wage.

Many people quit the firm after falling victim to a corporate pafford.

by mississippi mofo April 28, 2010

poffle

Pot Waffle.

Nothing like a poffle in the morning

by ß June 18, 2004