Plumber's Crack

See also Bum Crack and Plumber. In general, when you have a water leak and you call a plumber to check it out, they always show up, bend over and a portion of their crack can be seen above their beltline.

Ha ha. She bent over to give Carly a hug and she showed a plumber's crack.

by gammarock July 22, 2004

Tennessee Ass Plum

When you're laying in a haystack, someone grabs a plum, puts it on their thumb, shoves it up the anus, and twists. they take it out, lick it, and declare they are ready for pie.

"Dude, did you see Peter give Sally a Tennessee Ass Plum last night?"
"Hell yeah I saw that! The plum pie we had afterwards tasted extra delicious."

by Cait S. Pineapple June 18, 2009

Plumlee

(adj) Generally one who's sexuality is severely misunderstood. All friends of a Plumlee think that they are a pretty flitty person, when they may not be, at all. They also have strange taste in undergarments; usually a male Plumlee will shop for thongs/Speedos, while a female Plumlee will gravitate towards the boxer briefs. They are also fairly promiscuous people, and are a huge piece of ass. Plumlees are of a classy and erudite nature, and prefer to spend their free time furthering themselves in academia, when they aren't enjoying a fine love-making session or having a cigar with a White Russian. All Plumlees are terribly sarcastic people. Overall, a Plumlee is a misunderstood, but nonetheless fantastic person.

Girl 1: "Oh, God! Matt was SO good last night! He must have lasted thirty minutes!"

Girl 2: "Oh, yeah. He's a total Plumlee."

Girl 1: "Yeah... I was getting this weird gay vibe from him... But then we got in the bed!"

Girl 2: "No question. He's a Plumlee."

sex books 2001 Plumlee

by sexymofo9185 May 22, 2011

plumcrafty

adj :
1. marked by skill in being verrrrrrry sneeeky (very sneaky)and smooth. One might say that ninjas are plumcrafty.
2. When used in a sarcastic manner, this word is a faux praise of another's lack of craftiness that would be implied by a non-sarcastic use. One might say that George W. Bush is plumcrafty.

In the positive:
Oh, snap! That was plumcrafty! Can you show me how to do that?

in the negative:
Oh, that was plumcrafty Jimmy. What are you going to do next, shoot bottle rockets out of your bum?

by Senor Pantalones December 23, 2005

Plumb Puller

A male or female who luvs pulling/wanking' on d plumb/dick.

Deco: Awwri man...wats d bleedin story.
Steo: Shurrup yu...ya plumb puller.

Anto: waa yu 2 on abu...go suck me wang. twats.

by MSTRKRFT92 September 13, 2009

plum nasty

Utterly disgusting. Reserved for situations that call for extreme disgust, like when finding a severed limb inside a cooking appliance.

Dispatcher: "What's the problem there?"
Caller: "I got a human foot."
Dispatcher: "Have a what?"
Caller: "A human left foot in my recently purchased smoker."
Dispatcher: "What's your name?"
Caller: "My name's ... and it's plum nasty, got me grossed out."

by misfo July 24, 2016

plum sack

Slang phrase for the scrotum.

I like it when you suck my plum sack.

by JDB83 June 8, 2016