platonic side hoe

someone who isn't part of your squad but you still chill

Yeah, I don't really hang with them much, they're more like a platonic side hoe.

by coffee n' tea September 26, 2015

platonic anal

When regular sex is out of the question with your work wife, classmate, or friend. A "platonic anal" hint or suggestion never hurts... well it doesn't hurt the person giving the anal.

MARCO: "Hey Erin, I wouldn't want to ruin our work relationship with classic vaginal sex or an unwanted pregnancy. Howabout we go all Christian Republican in this bitch and do a little platonic anal." ERIN: "Makes sense. Let's do this! Although I must warn you, I had Chipotle for lunch."

by Terio Marin May 22, 2016

platonic

1) An emotionally and socially, but not sexually, involved relationship.

2) Nowadays, often a term for a friendship between a man and a woman which doesn't include a sexual element.

3) A friendship that lasts for as long as it takes for some twats to establish rumours about how the man wants to have off with the woman.

Platonic relationships often don't work because people become hellbent on ending them, on the assumption that they don't work, or because they are just jealous.

by fwe22 May 25, 2006

platonic ass

sleeping with many girls and never getting laid. Usually involves hardcore cuddling.

Brett Farve: "I have only been getting platonic ass lately."

by snowboarder810 February 21, 2010

platonic

1)a close relationship without sex:noun form

2)without sex:adj. form

Sally and Jim have a platonic relationship.

by writer54 August 22, 2008

platonic flirting

Flirting with a friend with no romantic intention

"Remind me to thank brook later"
"Why"
"She intoduced you to me"
"Aw"
"This could be considered flirting...?"
"Platonic flirting?"
"Platonic flirting"

by K1tt3n September 18, 2017

platonic man love

1. a non homosexual, yet still affectionate, relationship between men.

2. a type of relationship to be celebrated by society (although the non-platonic version should be celebrated to a greater extent).

1. "You bought a widescreen T.V. for football night?!? Dude, I love you!" (often followed by a manly hug)

2. "I saw Brad and Mike hugging each other and got super excited because I thought they were together. Too bad it just turned out to be platonic man love..."

by morgan November 27, 2004