plastic pollocks

Yard decorations that pink flamingos have in their front yard..(think about it!)

pink flamingos birds are tired of people putting statues decorations of them in the front of their yards, so now they have plastic pollocks in front of their homes!

by truckintim87 April 8, 2009

plastic bieber

A twitter troll pretending to be an 11 year old girl named Jessica. When you read her tweets, you will literally want to claw your eyes out. Tweets about sexual thoughts with Justin Bieber, and how she has sex with her 'cute 16 year old cousin'. She's also racist cunt, and hates everyone who isn't white, doesn't have blue eyes and blonde hair, isn't straight, and isn't as skinny as a Victoria's Secret model. Directioners hate her because she's a disrespectful prick who sends hate to the boys. Rumors say that she's really 17, Mexican, and her real name is Yesenia. Oh yeah, and she has a dumbfucked friend who goes by PlasticKimmyxo, who is equally as ignorant as her. Don't believe me? Go to her twitter and read her tweets. And just to make this clear, all Muslims are not all terrorists. So shut up, and stop being an ignorant cunt. Who cares if Niall has braces, or that his hair is died? He's perfect the way he is, and doesn't need to change for anybody. So what if Liam had one kidney? It doesn't mean that he's different from anyone else. And newsflash, he has two now. So go hate on that. Harry doesn't need Proactiv. Not everybody is obsessed with having clear skin. And Louis is not irrelevant to One Direction. Because at the end of the day, he's still 1/5th of the band, and you're just a hater who has nothing else to do but send hate towards everyone. Grow up already.

plastic bieber: 'I don't care about school! I just want to make a sextape with @JustinBieber and grow up to be a famous princess like Paris Hilton.'
me: bitch when I was 11 I barely even knew what sex was.
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plastic bieber: 'sometimes I make my cousin dress like Justin before we have sex. I make him wear purple hoodies and saggy jeans lol it gets me in the mood.'
me: lol, I wonder how he feels about that..
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plastic bieber: 'When I found out Niall was actually born with brown hair, I self harmed. It was the most devastating news. Worse than my grandma's death.'
me: okay, this bitch has gone too far. -loads shotgun-

by niallhoranunf August 8, 2012

plastic

A materialistic, fake man or woman. In particular, someone who is attractive yet lacks any sort of depth whatsoever.

Everyone in this club is plastic.

by xomber March 12, 2005

Plastic friend and fake friend

a plastic friend is someone who is your friend just for advantages and gives back only when he has to, not to get confused with a fake friend, which always is never really kind to you. These friends are usually friends with another one of your close friends that don't see how they're treating you.

Joe: have you seen Bill lately?
Kate: yeah, he was hanging out with Luke and Drew
Joe: Luke is such a plastic friend. Always taking and never giving!
Kate: Bill talked to me about it, he doesn't like it, but he's afraid to lose Drew.
Joe: he's also such a fake friend!
Kate: IKR! he's a Plastic friend and fake friend.

by skjfdngv April 30, 2019

go plastic

To ingest a recreational dose of Dextromethorphan also known as DXM.

Last night was rather boring until my friend smiled at me and asked "go plastic tonight ?"

by Bad Trip December 29, 2007

Plackised

The act of spitting and/or hitting a prostitot, while injuring your reputation at the same time.

Susie : Aw man! I was just plackised in front of the whole school!
Teacher 1: It's okay, that plackis will be in big trouble!
Teacher2: You must be a smut...

by rationalthinking April 28, 2011

plastisnatch

Plural: plastisnatches

A woman who has undergone an excessive amount of plastic surgery

Elizabeth left her plastic surgeons office after getting her nose job. It was her 5th plastic surgery this year and she was starting to look like a plastisnatch.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017