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Planking

to act as a plank.

1. lay facedown and be still as a plank.
2. keep your arms straight.
3. keep your legs straight.
4. get your friend to take a picture
5. upload to facebook.

ps. the most daring planks are the best. E.g. one that would be hard to do, something that would get you into trouble. like a police car....
sam: hey, remember that planking last night?
bill: yeah we went some gutsy places last night.
by monopolyex June 7, 2011
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Planking

A stupid act that bored people like to perfom.
Boy:"hey babe. Want to go planking?"

Girl:"Do you really think I'm that stupid?"
by stupidplanks July 9, 2011
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Planking

To lie across an object with arms by your side in an attempt to look like a straight piece of wood

i.e a plank
you must also take a photo of it!
Steve: Hey did you see that photo on facebook of John lying on the top of a ladder?

Joe: What like planking?

Steve: Yeah. It was awesome
by madeleine.rose June 8, 2011
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Planking

The art of posing for stunt photos by lying flat on their stomach in different and sometimes dangerous settings
check out my latest planking photos on facebook!
by Darvo June 8, 2011
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Planking

Parkour for people who cannot run very fast. Instead of running about public places and doing silly flips, you lay down.
Guy 1 is awkwardly laying on a statue

Guy 2: What are you doing up there?

Guy 1: I'm planking.
by Brucely June 14, 2011
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Planking

Planking new internet craze which involves a person lying face down, stiff as a board with arms at your side, in unusual places and then having someone to take a photo of you and post it on the web.

Nate Shaw, 20, from Gladstone, told Nine News: "I want to become the best planker there is"
Guy: PLANKING OH YEA

*Guy lies on police car*
Police: YOUR UNDER ARREST CUNT
by Arichima June 7, 2011
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Planking

Planking is the action of lying face down with arms to the sides of the body, in unusual public spaces and photographing it.
*sees girl lying down on street*

Guy: Hey what are you doing?
Girl: I'm planking.
by bishie_kaichou June 19, 2011
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