Field Position

How close you are to scoring with a girl (used by football jocks)

Jock 1: you've been tackling Alex for weeks bro, whats your field position ?

Jock2: Im in the redzone man, next time we chill im filling the hole ferr suree

by Jock059 January 7, 2010

Thinking position

it is where you ponder and stroke your non-existence beard/stubble and gaze out into the distance

Guy 1: How do we explain this?
Guy 2: Hmm, let's think (begins thinking position)

by ZxGaylordxZ December 26, 2011

inappropriate pissination

Means the same thing as inappropriate whizzination; When a pet dog or cat urinates in an inappropriate location, such as in a clothes basket or onto a stack of important papers.

Nikki pissed onto some very important documents this morning; it's clear that she had inappropriate pissination.

by Telephony December 20, 2015

Tactical positioning

The activity of sitting in The corner of a room thanking of how you have no life and just love to stare at doors waiting for kids to walk in.

Being a pussy ass camper aka Tactical positioning in a corner of a room unnoticed waiting for little kids to walk in the room so you can shit on them with your mac10.

by Silas07 January 7, 2021

Front-leaning rest position

Something you hope that you will never hear in JROTC or in the Military.
Military term to start doing push-ups

1st SGT Williams: "Private Smith! Front-leaning rest position, MOVE!"
Private Smith: "Aww man. Time to get these damn push-ups"

by Deez-nutz-goty September 2, 2021

locust position

When fucking someone from behind, raising all your arms and legs off the bed and supporting your entire body weight on theirs, thus fucking your partner even deeper. Completing the locust yoga pose on someone's ass.

Ray: I fucked my girlfriend's ass so deep last night. I did the locust position on her ass.
Joe: She must be an ass pig

by Rex Roddy December 19, 2009

pissidon

Piss-idon is the god of piss and pee and poop.

All hail Pissidon! :pray:

by Beanuu December 27, 2021