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ming mong ping pong

An excruciatingly prolongued exchange of not very witty repartee exchanged by the cerebrally challenged masquerading as a debate on internet forums.
"Loud pipes save lives"
"No they don't, daylight riding lights do"
"No they don't, they encourage risk taking"
"I don't take extra risks"
"You don't know how to ride"
"You kiss my ass"
"Don't talk to my mate like that"
Repeat for 26 pages of ming mong ping pong
by TRCTomcat November 3, 2009
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Ping Pong

A politically incorrect generic given name for a person of Asian ancestry.
Me: Upon leaving the laundromat, the clerk said, "Sank you most honorable man, come gain wheel soon."

Friend: What was her name?

Me: I don't know, Ping Pong?!?
by Agent Charlie Orange June 3, 2009
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ping-pong

He then proceeds to order an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the nuclear sub. -Barfly Jack
by Your Testicles September 11, 2011
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ping pong

a game for those who want all the excitement and aspects of tennis without moving all that much.

unless you are amazing, then you stand 13 feet from the table and wail away at the ball and by some miracle the thing goes in.
kevin- hey, doug lets go play ping pong all day long so we can be awesome like those guys who can stand 13 feet from the table

doug-yeah ok!
by overkoven January 5, 2008
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arabian ping pong slap

when a mans testicle are slaped hard with a ping pong bat from behind by a arab
last night i had a hot and sweaty arabian ping pong slap
by alex kelsey January 23, 2008
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strip ping pong

a game where you play ping pong with a twist. when one player wins a game (usually to 11, 15 or 21 points) the loser stips. very high quality game. very fun.
I played strip ping pong with a couple of ladies last night. needless to say I had to play leftie to give them a fighting chance. I liked it.
by steeeeeeve perry December 21, 2004
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famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."
college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."
by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007
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