pilkstir

He is the most handsome and majestic being to ever live, his jawline, his cowboy hat, it's all perfect. He is God himself.

When I grow up I want to be like pilkstir

by Pilkywilkysuperfan December 8, 2021

pilking

To throw up or vomit after taking medicine.

After the surgery, mom was pilking all over the room.

by Play Doh C May 13, 2017

Pilked

To get a face full of cum in the back of a comic book store.

Dude I totally PILKED this bitch dressed like Harley Quinn!

by Robpilk August 5, 2016

Pilky

Techy, wreckhead species. Smokes pipes and escapes to fantasy environs. or ; "Pilky, skin up!"

Resides local to Jupiter. Thought to be a moondweller. The pilky.

by Nyz March 2, 2009

pilkington

A middle-aged small headed man known as cleeeeeeve. also has a fur burger of a wife. cleeve as also likes to be gaynaded.

Man pilkington's gay

by j n April 20, 2005

pilkerchange

When you constantly adjust your schedule to benefit yourself at the expense of others.

Employee: I need to change my hours again I have something to do.
Boss: You need to change your hours for the 4th time this week? What about working your normal shift?
Employee: I don't like the hours I chose for my shift, so I will just change them to benefit me.
Boss: So you want a PilkerChange

by Aquatic center November 1, 2018

Pilkus

A person who can be described as that one dude who thinks he's better than someone because they ran for 1 mile longer than you did.

Some Dude: Damn Bill is such a fucking Pilkus, He ate no junkfood for a week and now thinks he's hot shit. I'm gonna fuck his girlfriend

by I caught him lacking so hard May 13, 2023