Put your pickle back in the jar

When someone tells you to put one's pickle back in the jar, they are telling you to stop jerking off or having sex.

Mom: Eric? What are you doing?
Eric (jerking off): I'm watching an interesting program!
Mom: Well then, put your pickle back in the jar and get out here! We have company.
Eric: Okay. (Walks out)

by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019

Nickleback

A 2000s rock band originally called the village idiots back in the 1900s they eventually went to the name nickelback as lead singer chad kroger said when he worked at starbucks when everything was 95 cents. He always said "here's your nickle back" the band has had a couple #1 singles that went to the top but fell eventually. The band always gets a bad reputation becuse of some songs sounding alike. They are more of a depressant for me mainly because of how crappy they are.

Man nickleback is so crap when i listened to them i lost half my brain cells.

by Silverrevo June 8, 2018

Nicklebacking

the act of making someone look less attractive by saying they like Nickleback.

Bob: Dude Nicole is looking fine tonight.
Tom: Oh no don't go for it she likes Nickleback.
Bob: Are you just Nicklebacking me so you can get with her?
Tom: Yeah, sorry dude.

Jim: Hey baby can I buy you a drink?
Nicole: Oh no I'm sorry I like Nickleback.
Jim: Oh sorry my mistake.

by Lou Ferrigna August 3, 2012

Nickleback

Girl Version: Slut or girl who sucks d*ck
Guy Version: Man whore or guy who eats pus*y

Guy #1:Look At That Chick Over There, She's Such A Nickleback, She'll Probably Give Me Head

Guy #2: Yeah, Trust Me I Would Know

by C.R.E.A.M.!!!! November 8, 2009

Pickleball Confess

When you reply all to the wrong text thread and talk mess about the very thread you’ve replied all to. You must confess your error on the pickleball court.

Bro, you sent that to US! You gotta pickleball confess tomorrow.

by JoeMazing January 18, 2019

The Nickleback

A sexual position where the attendee has bottle rockets fired up his ass while also sucking all of the dicks.

"Dude, you look awful."
"Yeah, I just had to pull The Nickleback."
"You sucked all of the dicks?"
"All of them."

by Cunty McDooglejizz August 14, 2012

PickleWick

On a leaky inflatable mattress, a woman funnels vinegar into her partner's rectum. Upon removing the funnel, a large cucumber with a string tied around it is inserted into the rectal cavity. She rides and aggressively fucks him until he is at the point of climax and then, pulling hard on the string like she's starting a lawn mower, she rips the newly pickled cucumber from his anus. She climaxes on him while they slide around the mattress in a mess of vinegar, shit, and blood.

They lie entwined as the mattress deflates, she in a state of glorious self exultation, he in agony, their putrid mess wicking into the carpet as it spills off the side of the mattress.

Broseph: "Why didn't you guys come over last night?"
J-bone: "Madeline PickleWicked me and it hurt too much to walk after, so we stayed home and binge watched The Big Bang Theory"

by Queen of the Picklewickers June 30, 2019