no answer phoner

An individual who dosen't answer their phone unless they recognize the incoming number on the caller ID.

I am a no answer phoner, I be screening calls all day.

by PineappleJuice March 13, 2015

cell phoner boner

a geeky guy who get"s an immediate hard on when he talks to his pussybitch girlfriend

Bill must be talking to his pussybitch girlfriend again,everyones laughing at his cell phoner boner.

by edju July 27, 2007

Phoner

when your phone sticks out of your trousers and it looks like you have a major hard on, and no one can really tell the difference.

Oh my god, does Jason have a boner or a phoner?

by Notorious IBG October 8, 2016

phoner

hillbilies that beat gays with baseball bats because they fight for freedom and anal sex and this usually results in WORLD WAR 10 so if your not a rascist your a faggots

"long sheets and pointy hat beating phoners down with baseball bats" also connor is a gay faggot homo queer

by juliousisgangsta September 17, 2016

phoner

a slacker, whos sluggardly !!!

man ! u damn phoner stand up !!!

by niktrack November 16, 2007

phoner

when your phone is in your pocket and it looks like you have a boner.

Person 1: damn, look at Jake's bulge!

Person 2: nah man, he just has a phoner.

by laseroutcast November 29, 2016

Phoner

When you have a bulge in your pocket, primarily from your phone.

Man look at his phoner! He’s rich.

by Diddians March 13, 2019