Phallic panic

When a drunken man's head thinks he want to sleep with a girl but the penis, knowing better, gives him a quick escape

"Debbie!! stop that!! All that phallic panic you're causing is making half the party fall asleep.

by jdfjhefbs. December 2, 2010

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Phallicatarian

Someone who eats only foods shaped like an erect penis. (Bananas, corndogs, Popsicles, etc.)

Did you see Steve deepthroat that corndog like a phallicatarian?

by Bracca April 15, 2014

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A certain memory of how good that dick felt causes an outward emotional response.

Had a certain phallic recall of me sliding my pussy down on your cock, it was so perfect, I started to cry.

by Grambam July 10, 2018

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Like a carbon footprint. A phallic footprint is how many penises a person has drawn in their lifetime.

Travis: My phallic footprint is currently 742.
Terrel: Thats not a thing, Travis.
Travis: Well it is now.

by tumasubdub46290 March 29, 2020

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Complementing someone’s penis but not for its length, girth, etc. Just a general way to make someone feel good about their member

“In the morning Todd gave me a very sweet phalliment that lit up my day.”

by pabobarbo July 13, 2023

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Patient suffers from cranial phallic anastomosis. He's a right dickhead

by medicalswearwords August 27, 2019

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You did before you knew about my love of icy phallicism

Oh look over there, it looks like a great big icy phallicism

by Shaolinfantastic January 4, 2021

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