by HeheScarlett December 13, 2022
Get the Petey mug.PETEYS are Super hilarious and you can listen to any and all PETEYS talk about everything absurd and irrelevant for hours, they can make the saddest most grim situations seem like the funniest thing you’ve ever heard.
Not only are they amazing speakers but when they tell a story they paint such a colorfully descriptive picture for you that you feel like you’re there, living it with them.
Not only are they literally the best, most hilarious story tellers you have ever heard but they are also the most gorgeous . The curl in their bottom lip makes them not only awesome to listen too but even more awesome to watch.
If you’re lucky enough to run across a PETEY I suggest locking them in a medium to medium large rabbit hutch for they are fiercely independent and will never go willingly. You can lure and trap a Petey with any kind of candy whatsoever but don’t forget plenty of air holes for they require tons of oxygen because they never stop talking.
Not only are they amazing speakers but when they tell a story they paint such a colorfully descriptive picture for you that you feel like you’re there, living it with them.
Not only are they literally the best, most hilarious story tellers you have ever heard but they are also the most gorgeous . The curl in their bottom lip makes them not only awesome to listen too but even more awesome to watch.
If you’re lucky enough to run across a PETEY I suggest locking them in a medium to medium large rabbit hutch for they are fiercely independent and will never go willingly. You can lure and trap a Petey with any kind of candy whatsoever but don’t forget plenty of air holes for they require tons of oxygen because they never stop talking.
Him: Dang is that at petey?
Her: I don’t know all I see is black smoke, and my ears hurt and my eyes are watering from the smell of gasoline
Her: I don’t know all I see is black smoke, and my ears hurt and my eyes are watering from the smell of gasoline
by Choke me Charlie November 16, 2021
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Get the Petey's purr-fect surprise mug.A derivative of "it's all gone Pete Tong", if something has going Petey then it's going badly.
Other usage includes "Petey Sd" where things have gone so wrong you're going to develop post traumatic stress disorder.
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by samdaman November 22, 2004
Get the Petey Caro mug.a fucking amazing person, usually a weenie dog. he’s very skinny and flops around a lot. has a very loud voice and big ass ears. very good at kung fu and WILL kick your ass. very good at swimming but needs small white goggles to do it.
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