Petey

Jerking off into a tank of a toilet after it's been upper decked

I can't want to get to Chris' new house and petey in his bathroom

by Hazmat1121 August 15, 2025

Petey Piranha

Easily the most important member of the species, Petey Piranha is a recurring boss in the Mario series. Making his debut in Super Mario Sunshine, Petey Piranha is a more humanoid version of the species.

Petey Piranha! Oh no! I'm defeated! In this video game at least!

by MarioMaker2 June 13, 2020

Petey

Petey is a human being who is very tall and is goofy :)
He exists 👍
He is best 👍

Petey is cool and is a human being who is very tall

by HeheScarlett December 13, 2022

sweet boy petey

Petey the dog (or peter in formal settings) is well known as the sweetest dog known to man. The little pup loves attention more than anything else, barking when he isn't being touched that exact second in time. He spends his days with his lovely owner as a happy and well treated boy. Petey loves coming to rehearsal to watch everyone work hard (that and he gets pets every 20 seconds). Petey is known for his irresistible face and behaviors; when one passes sweet boy, he will roll on his back practically hypnotizing those around him into giving him belly rubs.

Other traits of Petey’s include...

- Dancey paws
- Loving women and children over others
- Irritating his owner during rehearsal
- Probably commiting several war crimes
- Bork bork = attention
- Tax fraud
- The cutest sneeze
- Stubby tail wiggle

JESUS sweet boy petey! Would you stop barking so we can rehearse!?

by a1ys.sa April 9, 2021

Petey

Gay slang/underground speak for Bottom guy.

I want that guy, I hope he is Petey.

by Im in your head boi May 9, 2018

Petey Pablos

Petey Pablos is a cocktail primarily consisting of jalapeño, grapefruit, lime, and tequilla. Developed during the American Prohibition Era in Greenville, Kentucky. This cocktail became popular in Muhlenburg County due to the abundance of grapefruits, lime trees, and access to an abundance of silver tequila. The discovery of the naturally occurring veins of 100% blue agave while mining the otherwise useless bituminous coal in northern hills of Muhlenburg County resulted in an ecomonic boom for this region of western Kentucky.

These Petey Pablos straight smack, yo.

Petey Pablos are the taste of Muhlenburg County.

Lets Petey Pablos this golf course.

by Ninja Stars July 20, 2025

Petey Caro

a horrible new sexual act able to be performed only by skinny mexican gays from san diego ca. involving rough anal penetrations with mexican snacks, like chili lollipops or spicy peanuts tied together with a string and then inserted rectally. Very disgusting, but apparently trendy in the La Mesa area.

"Man, those Petey Caro's left my asshole on fire!Delicious!

by samdaman November 22, 2004