Birthday privileges are decreed as the following:
1. The birthdayee does NOT pay for drinks, food, movies, lap dances or anything other expense in exchange for money. Everything is to be paid for my external involve parties in or out of celebration for the birthdayee. (This does not include car insurance, medical bills and the like.)
2. The period of privileges last no more then the 24 hours of the day that the birthday resides. For example, 12:00 AM to 11:59 PM on March 8 in the year 2010 is definitively one period of birthday privilege.
3. The option to be chauffeured and not to operate a motor vehicle for the duration of the period of privilege due to possible substance intoxications and other externalities exists at the birthdayee's discretion.
4. The course of events that unfold throught the period of privilege are completely at the discretion of the birthdayee.
1. The birthdayee does NOT pay for drinks, food, movies, lap dances or anything other expense in exchange for money. Everything is to be paid for my external involve parties in or out of celebration for the birthdayee. (This does not include car insurance, medical bills and the like.)
2. The period of privileges last no more then the 24 hours of the day that the birthday resides. For example, 12:00 AM to 11:59 PM on March 8 in the year 2010 is definitively one period of birthday privilege.
3. The option to be chauffeured and not to operate a motor vehicle for the duration of the period of privilege due to possible substance intoxications and other externalities exists at the birthdayee's discretion.
4. The course of events that unfold throught the period of privilege are completely at the discretion of the birthdayee.
"Can you get that for me"?
"Why? you have money."
"Birthday privileges bro!"
"Meet us there?"
"Pick me up!"
"why?"
"Birthday privileges..."
"Why? you have money."
"Birthday privileges bro!"
"Meet us there?"
"Pick me up!"
"why?"
"Birthday privileges..."
by Steventon March 8, 2010
Get the Birthday Privileges mug.In theory, this is the "privilege" that thin people earn for being thin, including not being perceived as lazy, lower healthcare costs, increased likelihood of finding a sexually attractive partner, increased earnings potential, and more. While all of the preceding examples may be true, it misconstrues the definition of privilege. Privileges are given, not earned, and the recipients and those without them can do nothing to change them. White privilege is a good example of that; either you're born white or you're not. Thin privilege, on the other hand, is often worked for by people who would otherwise be fat but instead eat right and exercise. Therefore, thin privilege doesn't actually exist.
Doctor: Ms. BBW, I'm afraid that if you don't start working out regularly and cutting down the saturated fat very soon, you'll likely be dead before you're fifty.
Fat girl: What? How dare you say that?!! THIN PRIVILEGE RACIST!!! There's nothing I can do about it, this is my body type! *Wolfs down a Big Mac.*
Doctor: How did you get a hamburger in here? Nevermind; did you know that about 100 years ago, obesity was very rare? Fast forward three or four generations. People live increasingly sedentary lifestyles, eat more, and the food they eat is higher in fat, cholesterol, and sodium. You're saying this is all a coincidence?
Fat girl: What do you know about science and medicine? I have a random article that proves I'm right! YOU CAN'T HANDLE MUH CURVES!!!
Fat girl: What? How dare you say that?!! THIN PRIVILEGE RACIST!!! There's nothing I can do about it, this is my body type! *Wolfs down a Big Mac.*
Doctor: How did you get a hamburger in here? Nevermind; did you know that about 100 years ago, obesity was very rare? Fast forward three or four generations. People live increasingly sedentary lifestyles, eat more, and the food they eat is higher in fat, cholesterol, and sodium. You're saying this is all a coincidence?
Fat girl: What do you know about science and medicine? I have a random article that proves I'm right! YOU CAN'T HANDLE MUH CURVES!!!
by iLikeSoup November 3, 2013
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The belief that members of particular groups, sexualities, genders, sexes, races, etc. are afforded advantages in society for being a member of said group.
The term was popularized by the regressive left and is generally used as an easy button to shut down discussions/arguments and blame others for one's own shortcomings. Achievements earned by others through hard work are dismissed as just further evidence of their privilege.
By accepting this philosophy, believers in this religion create a world where all their failures are the fault of someone else, and all the successes of others are because they possessed some inherit unfair advantage.
The term was popularized by the regressive left and is generally used as an easy button to shut down discussions/arguments and blame others for one's own shortcomings. Achievements earned by others through hard work are dismissed as just further evidence of their privilege.
By accepting this philosophy, believers in this religion create a world where all their failures are the fault of someone else, and all the successes of others are because they possessed some inherit unfair advantage.
Bill: I can't get a decent job, I'm fat because of poor genetics, and I'm poor because of institutionalized racism. I wish I had your privilege John.
John: So your decision to screw off in school, constantly eat junk food, knock up your ex who you now have to pay child support to has nothing to do with your current situation?
Bill: John you seriously need to check your privilege.
John: So your decision to screw off in school, constantly eat junk food, knock up your ex who you now have to pay child support to has nothing to do with your current situation?
Bill: John you seriously need to check your privilege.
by jellybellyjones June 2, 2017
Get the Privilege mug.A word used by some people to relay that they are telepathic and know what the other person's circumstances are, and what they were thinking when they said or did something.
by Some_White_Dude June 10, 2013
Get the privilege mug.Our Fearless Leader and his blessed sidekick has laid the groundwork for our mass strength which is our Republican Privilege that emanates from our powerful belief that we are specially anointed and therefore are immune from this inglorious left wing pandemic.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2020
Get the Republican Privilege mug.When a democrat gets away with shady illegal matters due to being democrat, this can also include democrat citizens. This privilege may also allow democrats to have illegal matters be unfairly censored or removed from social media platforms to protect the democrat's reputation.
due to not having Democrat privilege republicans were denied access to practicing their 1st amendment meanwhile BLM and Antifa were allowed to practice their 1st amendment in large congregations while intentionally rioting "peacefully" causing thousands of buildings to burn, and hundreds of people/police to get injured while simultaneously robbing store's merchandise.
due to Democrat privilege, Hillary Clinton never got charged for her email server which was used to illegally send uranium to Ukraine.
due to Democrat privilege, Andrew Cuomo was never charged for thousands of deaths from his intentional mismanagement of nursing homes.
due to Democrat privilege, Hillary Clinton never got charged for her email server which was used to illegally send uranium to Ukraine.
due to Democrat privilege, Andrew Cuomo was never charged for thousands of deaths from his intentional mismanagement of nursing homes.
by MythicalPear November 15, 2020
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