The act of an individual whom talks about random, immature things such as farts, and puts them into rhythm. The person doesn't not stop singing about immature items until there is some consequence in his actions of his singing such as being muted by everyone in his Xbox party.
"Why wont Stephen stop singing about his farts smelling like dictionaries?"
"Its because he has immature persistence!"
"Alright I am muting him"
"Its because he has immature persistence!"
"Alright I am muting him"
by AwesomeSawceMgeeFTW August 25, 2012
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*BAM BAM BAM BAM*
"Dear, what is that noise?" "It's okay, I'm just performing a little percussive maintenance on the TV."
"Dear, what is that noise?" "It's okay, I'm just performing a little percussive maintenance on the TV."
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(noun) A person who is rude,immature, and/or perverted. An insult, it describes a person with multiple undesirable traits or someone you just cannot stand. A combination of pervert and anus.(plural: pervi)
by Celeste G. February 23, 2008
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Person 1: "Why are you hitting your TV like that?"
*Signal clears up*
Person 2: "Percussion recalibration. I hit it, and now it works again."
*Signal clears up*
Person 2: "Percussion recalibration. I hit it, and now it works again."
by NextGen April 26, 2010
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Yesterday at Bumbershoot I noticed a lot of beardos, I guess beard wearing wierdos continue to be persistently trelevant.
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Porcelain Percussion is the bass sound heard outside a bathroom when the occupant is involved in a rear-end explosion. This event usually results in having to clean the bowl before exiting the facilities.
Cathy: Damn Bob, that was some serious Porcelain Percussion!! It almost smells as bad as my fold jam.
Bob: Thanks...if you would have done that, your toilet muffin would have slapped you in the head.
Bob: Thanks...if you would have done that, your toilet muffin would have slapped you in the head.
by Nate and Mike February 19, 2007
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