Perfume on a pig's ass

An attempt to mask a foul smell instead of actually dealing with the source of it, usually making it worse in the process. Most often referring to someone who tries using extra deodorant instead of actually showering on a regular basis.

Guy 1: Dude, you really need to shower before going out today.
Guy 2: Nah, we're in a hurry, I'll just put on some more deodorant.
Guy 1: You haven't showered in days. That'd just be perfume on a pig's ass. Get in the damn shower!

by Vinderex January 7, 2018

sir peepee's sexy perfume

every hoe that uses the dog filter on snapchat most likely owns this perfume.

oh my god laura that hoe Karli own's sir peepee's sexy perfume. :O
Laura: ewwww what a hoeee

by zvahl January 30, 2017

Bad Perfume

A corpse, one that has been dead long enough to produce a scent.

"Hey, I hear they found a bad perfume!"
"Woah, how long has it been dead?"
"Like 3 days maybe?"

by YipDipPotatoChip May 22, 2022

Perfum shop

When you fart in a room/car/lift and it clings to anyone nearby, meaning that when they leave the area it still in their clothes and gets smelt by somone else

Have you farted??

Nah mate, just got out of Dave's corsa, like a perfum shop in there

by Le on December 13, 2019

Perfume

A type of scent normally used to get rid of a stench or a horrid odor.

You smell horrible please use deodorant and perfume.

by GRRRRRRREEERR January 16, 2024

Perfume For Perfume

Comparing perfumes to a person highlights individuality, emotion, and depth. It connects their unique traits or the feelings they evoke, much like the layers and impressions of a fragrance.

Example: Lets go perfume for perfume you stinky twat

by iminsane7979787 January 5, 2025

Perfume

Fragrance that makes you smell good. Some people use this to go on a date or just if they smell bad and want to smell good

Man you’re stinky!
Really?! I should put on someone perfume

by Cuteperson05829 October 15, 2019