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period

when us ladies bleed out of our vaginas on a monthly basis. it lasts about a week on average and may cause you to sit at an awkward angle when you're in school.
causes horrid cramps for most girls.
when you hang out with people enough, supposedly you all menstruate at the same time. this is when the crime rate goes up in your neighborhood/area.
guy: hey, slut, you wanna suck my-
girl: don't fuck with me! i'm on my period, asswipe!
by ihateperiods. January 11, 2009
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periodong

blood on a mans penis (dong) after intercourse due to a woman being on her period
damnn, the sex last night was so good we didn't even realize she was on her period until i noticed my periodong

i was freaking out at the blood on my dick until i realized it was just periodong

i dont mind periodong- yeah its messy, but at least i know my girlfriends not pregnant
by periodingdong May 11, 2016
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Ass Period

What you miss after having anal sex, meaning you are not ass-pregnant.
I pulled her on the bed and did her up the ass, later she told me she missed her ass period.
by Urban Dictionary May 10, 2010
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insultation period

In a corporate setting, when making staff redundant, there is a legal requirement to pretend that the proposed staff cuts are merely being considered, and have not formally been decided on. There is a gap of several weeks “consultation period” between the announcement and the actual redundancies taking effect. During this period people who are about to be summarily executed get several weeks to be repeatedly asked how they “feel about the changes”. Since this “consultancy” is entirely fictitious, and is in fact a patronising artefact of gormless corporate stupidity , it is more accurately referred to as the “insultation period”.
Fuck me, I’ve just been made redundant after 10 years service! I just have to endure the insultation period for the next 2 weeks, but then I bring in the wheelbarrow to pick up my payout!_
by FlagrantRealism February 2, 2018
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Percivalian

Taken from the tales of King Aurther and his knight, Percival, this refers to a person or couple who is searching for the "holy grail", the "unicorn", the HBB.

Percival did locate the Grail at one time, but, being too immature and failing to ask the proper question, he failed in attaining the Grail and he must grow spiritually and mentally before he could locate it again.

Percival is described in some places as "the least worldly and the least groomed of all the knights", having been raised in the woods away from society, and "extremely pious but somewhat naive".

This is analogous to a couple who is new to polyamory and, lacking sufficient role models in alternative relationships and lacking the experience themselves to understand the complex nature of multi-partner relationships, the couple believes, rather naively, that the way to circumvent jealousy, possession, or feeling "left out", is to find one person to share equally.

The rationale is that one partner cannot get jealous if he or she gets to do all the same things at the same time with the new partner as the existing partner. This does not refer to triads that just happen to spring up because the relationship between all involved was most compatible in a triad relationship. This is specifically for existing dyads seeking the Hot Bi Babe to "complete" their family and perhaps solve any underlying issues along the way.
That skeevy couple over there hitting on all the young females trying to find a Hot Bi Babe for their threesome is just Percivalian
by Joreth April 8, 2010
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percocets

Percocets is a painkiller used to relieve acute and short term pain, as well as constant vomiting and nausea.

Information:

It is prescribed more often by doctors because it is very effective and is usually less addictive than morphine.Although, because it is prescribed more often, it has a bigger chance of being abused.
It's a blend of oxycodone HCl & acetaminophen, It can come as a tablet,pill, or a strong gel that can be rubbed on the skin if the patient is throwing up.

Feeling:

Percocets makes you feel warm, occasionally too warm to the point that you sweat a little, but also makes usually understandable and simple questions confusing. You also get very drowsy on this drug. If you try standing up, you may find that its hard to keep balance, so it's really best if you sit.

Warning:

You should not try to drive or operate machine while on this drug, also stay out of sunlight, your eyes will be very sensitive to it. Caffeine and percocets don't mix very well, I would recommend that you don't drink any because it makes you go hyper in short spurts that annoys the hell outta everyone around you. Do not drink on percocets, this can CAUSE you to vomit.

Also do NOT take percocets in gel form orally, it is VERY strong and is only meant to be absorbed through the skin. Do not crush the pills or tablets. Overdose of this drug can cause liver and kidney damage, or even death.
After my oral surgery today, i received the painkillers;percocets in a gel form, oxycodone in pill form, and the antibiotic; amoxcillin.
by paigedl662 March 25, 2010
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period shits

The frequent diarrhea that accompanies menstruation for many women. Prostaglandins are released during menstruation causing the uterus to contract and cause cramping. They also speed up the contraction of the intestines, hence large amounts of crampy, watery stool. Very similar to the hershey squirts, though period shits occur only during menstruation.
I thought I was in labor, but then I realized it was that time of the month so I went to the bathroom and had period shits.
by cjbj September 1, 2009
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