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Peppermint Van Buren

A sexual maneuver in which a woman grows out her sideburns until they are as large and bushy as those of former United States President Martin Van Buren (fake sideburns are acceptable) and her sexual partner uses these as handles while she performs oral sex eating a peppermint candy.
Jane: Your dick is minty fresh.
Paul: Yeah, I gave that hairy bitch Denise a peppermint Van Buren last night.

Glenn: Martin Van Buren was a forgettable president.
Walt: Maybe so, but I'll never forget the first time I got a peppermint Van Buren!
by PrezFetish December 19, 2008
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Peppermint Fatty

Putting Mint flavored gum in your mouth and then giving a guy head
Sandy gave me a Peppermint Fatty yesterday. It felt like my dick got a barmitsfa
by kjsdhfikllaiehfr April 5, 2010
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Russian Peppermint

a rather disgusting thing that certain, strange, people do.
Its where a guy eats out a girl while she is on her period, Then proceeds to make out with her, while the substance(s) are still in his mouth, or her mouth, whatever floats your boat, and she swallows said substances.
Johnny: did you hear about how Carly got a Russian Peppermint from Carl?

Matt : ew ew ew...thats sick dude....
by PuddingxPerfect June 4, 2009
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wet peppermint

Performing oral sex on someone with a peppermint in your mouth to achieve maximum freshness
Hey what did you and Sarah do last night?

We just gave each other wet peppermints all night

Niceeeeeeeee
by ArcaneZorro September 19, 2016
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York Peppermint Patty

The process of doing a line of blow off a stripper's ass crack.
I had a York Peppermint Patty off Anastasia this weekend.
by Big Fingers Malone October 26, 2017
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Salty Pepermint Squash

A kind of urine that is a pain to all the senses, it usually makes your eyes water and burns your genitalia.
I save my salty Pepermint Squash so I can sell it on eBay.
by Jakob Müdd April 18, 2014
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peppermint swirly

When a man and a women engage in oral sex and the women is on her period. When the man cums she then holds some in her mouth and he holds some period blood in his mouth and then they make out, hence the name peppermint swirly.
Dude. I gave my girl a peppermint swirly. That s**t is nasty.
by Strawberry Delight April 4, 2009
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