Penes and Beans

Plural noun
A multitude of male genitalia

Synonym: Cocks and balls

With extreme determination, he sniffed out the penes and beans.

by richardhardman April 26, 2021

Penelope

Do you know someone named Penelope? If so, you are blessed. They are some of the funniest, craziest, most gorgeous people you will ever meet. A Penelope will stand by your side and isn’t afraid to take risks. Academic wise, they are smart and witty and LOVE to get an answer right. If you need help, ask Penelope right away! They will not hesitate in helping you step by step and will get you to understand a complicated problem with little effort. A Penelope is usually popular, and loves to make new friends. In fact, she has ease in doing so. She is very social and loves being talked too. But more than listening, a Penelope will NEVER stop talking! So make sure to set some speech boundaries and don’t let your Penelope get too carried away in your conversation; because she may never stop... just like this rambling definition ;). Anyways, as i was saying, If you know a Penelope, like me, you are lucky, and should never drop them. Trust me when i’m saying, a Penelope won’t let you down and are some of the most genuine people you will ever meet! Their few bad qualities are overpowered by their overall happy vibe, and they constantly want to make you smile! So if you know someone named Penelope, keep them as a friend. Better yet, a best friend!

Ex. : “Hey Penelope, what was your answer for problem 3?”

by phat ho September 25, 2019

Penelope

Penelope in Greek mythology is a sweet, attractive (almost enchanting) smart and witty girl. She demonstrates perseverance and is mostly known as Ulises' wife. Apart from being a well known historical feature, the name Penelope is just as beautiful and graceful. It is so easy to pronounce, and it's lovely. Penelope is a true gift, and any man who has her should treasure her forever. Penelope is a keeper.

Penelope is a keeper.

Penelope was Ulises' wife

Penelope is a lovely name

by Girly Deffinitions September 21, 2017

penetraitor

Referring to the band, Infiltraitor.

Penetraitor is the name given to the musical spirit of said band. It shall penetrate your senses, giving you an entirely orgasmic experience, similar to sex.

Poor unfortunate: I just had myself some sex
Luckiest man alive: Well I just got myself some Penetraitor.

Poor Unfortunate: Bitch

by rssreader July 30, 2009

penes

A plural of "penis", which, unlike what the top definition says, is only used in a scientific context.
Pronounced "peens".

Most penes are around 3 inches flaccid.

by anonym0u$e December 3, 2022

Penetranus

Penetration of the anus. Sexual penetration of the anus with the penis, finger(s), fist, foot or sex device.

Roger's girlfriend was lubed and spread on the bed when he got home. It was obvious to him that she was quite ready for a little penetranus.

by Eaton Holgoode December 4, 2015

penelope garcia

Technical Analysis for the Behavior Analysis Unit (BAU) for the FBI in CBS's show Criminal Minds.

She wears bright colored clothes and has a fun and bubbly personality.

She is really kind and cares for her team a lot. She's amazing with all things technology. Easily one of the best characters in the whole show.

1.
Person one: Do you watch Criminal Minds?
Person two: Ya! Penelope Garcia is my favorite character.

2.
Derek Morgan: Hey babygirl.
Penelope Garcia: Chocolate Thunder, talk dirty to me ;).

by inlovewithajcook December 17, 2020