Tweezer Pleaser

V. The Act of pleasing your tiny penis with tweezers, since your fingers are too big.

N. Referring to someone who has a penis so small that they have to use tweezers to please themselves.

1) I caught Billy in his room having a Tweezer Pleaser!

2) Dude, you are such a Tweezer Pleaser!

by Heliolater July 6, 2010

High Peaker

An endearing term given to a male member of the human species that enjoys the occasional sodamisation (I.e the giver of an anal act of intercourse)

Chris: I didn't know nick was gay
James: Yeah he's definitely a high peaker

by runasimpleexample1 June 12, 2012

Geezer Pleaser

One who satisfies the elderlys sexual needs

This guy I know is a huge geezer pleaser, He trolls the nurseing homes.

by FlemNasty July 30, 2013

penis pleaser

A person who knows exactly how to please a penis the correct way.

"I love the fact that my wife is a penis pleaser. She knows exactly what to do."

by greyman2020 October 17, 2013

Easy-Peasey mac and cheesy

just like easy peasey lemon squeeze, but quirky

that was easy-peasey mac and cheesy 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

by marimia inc. July 23, 2020

Weepy Pleaser

Crying into your hand while masturbating.

(Enter name) was upset that his girlfriend broke up with him that he gave himself a weepy pleaser.

by DKDZ September 7, 2010

green peacer

Someone who doesn’t get a straw at a restaurant and is happy about it because they think their saving the sea turtles. Believe themselves to be a conservationist but only care about animals nobody cares about (spotted owls, some little black speckled Eastern European butterfly, wolves, sea lions, a plant no one has ever seen... u get it).
Typically has a shifty social status, can easily transfer from hippy to lawyer to portray a constant fake sense of happiness.

Originally created in California, they’ve begun a mass migration throughout America.

There terrible opinionated, feel like the world owes them everything, somehow have money without ever working, and bring all their dumb laws with them.

If you live in a rural area, beware they are coming.

The green peacer hit his breaks instead of the gas when a little squirrel ran out into the road.

by Yacolt February 22, 2021