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Polka

The fricken awesome state dance of Wisconsin. A pain in the but to learn but played at every weeding in Wisconsin. At most Wisconsin High school Homecoming dances.
They played the Polka at homecoming this year.
by Vaati76 May 3, 2011
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Pennsylvania Polka-Dot

When you release your kidney stone into a women's vagina.
After Jordan gave Erin the Pennsylvania Polka-Dot, the rock caused noticeable scarring in her Fallopian tubes.
by connortist March 6, 2010
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Polka-Dot

Polka-Dot
1.A thong...and thats all.
OMG! Hannah and Courtney are both wearing polka-dot with a skirt, they so just pulled a Courtney!
by Haaaahannah May 18, 2005
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polka dot sock

A pink sock that turns out to have cancer of the colon.
Jeff: Hey Heinrich, what are you doing here at the hospital?
Heinrich: I gave Jennifer a pink sock, only it turned out to be polka dot sock instead of pink.
Jeff: What the...?
Heinrich: She has cancer.
Jeff: are you saying she smokes?
by Dylan Martin October 23, 2006
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German Polka Train

When a girl dresses as a man with a blindfold on and two or more guys have rough anal sex with her.
"Dude I found some chick that wants to have a German Polka Train with us"
by Calvin Cornelius Jackson January 14, 2012
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Polka Hardcore

A very intense form of music and/or dance created by The Corsetts they own/rock/will kick your ass if you're not cool and still try to master Polka Hardcore. Polka Hardcore is only for hardcore kids, not teeny boppers, posers, gangstas, scene/emo kids or pot heads/coke fiends. Polka Hardcore requires massive amounts of training sometimes 20 hours a day and heavy cash donations to the creators The Corsetts or else they'll own you. Ninjas are naturally Polka Hardcore masters.
"I'm giving all my money to The Corsetts because Polka Hardcore is better than having a house."

"Pfft. I'm giving up sex for Polka Hardcore because Polka Hardcore is one huge orgasm."

"I wanna be a ninja so i can Polka Hardcore."
by DivaDevin October 14, 2005
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Izzy-Dizzy Lovey-Dovey Polka Dot Show

A recorded program that starred the souls of Isabella Leavitt and Alec Lopez, and his brother Austin. Recorded on a home video camera, the tape has since been lost. The show has Alec and Izzy starring in several different immature skits, including imitating Barbie and Ken, and spoofs of commercials. The 2 have recently agreed to shoot another version of the show, set to premiere on a video hosting website such as youtube, sometime in the Fall.
Person 1: I can't wait for the new version of the Izzy-Dizzy Lovey-Dovey Polka Dot Show to hit Youtube.

Person 2: Me too

Person 1: Alec and Izzy are the bestest!
by OracleOXYGEN October 12, 2008
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