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Liam Payne

Liam Payne entered The X-Factor In 2008, But only got through to Simon's House. He tried again in 2010 and got to boot camp where he was put in a group with 4 other soloists consisting of Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan and Liam Payne. They are now called One Direction who currently preform on X-Factor and are loved by many teenage girls - And, He's probably the most fit guy in forever.
Liam Payne Is So Fit!! :)
by BalletDancer October 24, 2010
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Max Payne

Someone who can dodge bullets because they never use the toilet.
by alpha November 9, 2003
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paityn

a Paityn is a girl who people generally think is annoying but when you get close to her she is anything but . she protects those she loves and is super nice . you don't wanna get on her bad side though or she'll pop your ass . she can seem mean to those who she doesn't fw but she really is nice . she acts so mean to those who she isn't close with because she's scared they'll do it to her first . Paityn has a few close friends but not a lot . she used to have a lot but now has only a few the people she trusts . Paityn is very insecure with every thing about her . she is unapologetically herself and will stop at nothing to make sure everyone knows it . but when she is alone she cry seemingly for hours about how depressed she is . Paityn's normally have daddy issues , even though Paityn's may seem mean when you meet a Paityn you have to remember how much she has been through
"Paityn is so k ind when you meet her ."

"Paityn is the best bestfriend ever'

"i'm so lucky to have Paityn by myside '
by oohhhheyyy May 18, 2018
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max payne

A computer game featuring a constapated man with a quiff and a face like a slapped ass doing a drug bust over his dead family. Max Payne can dodje bullets with his magig egg timer and stay cool after being shot in the face with sawn off shotgun.

Max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov cocktails and shit loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat.

In my opinion, pretty fucking cool.
Look at me!! i can kill 3 badboy yardies with 2 bullets and i havent had a poo for over three years!!
by ben February 25, 2005
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patina

The term that antique appraisers and collectors use to describe wordrust/word or age on an old object to try to increase its value.
"My 85 Oldsmobile Cutlass Brougham has a very nice patina on it."
"No! Don't buff out the patina on my Grandma's chastity belt you idiot!"
by meetoo September 6, 2003
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paynerankin

look at that creepy paynerankin sitting over there.
by meatflapps November 22, 2009
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Silk and satin, signed wit a patent

Pimp shit, basically. Slick talk so smooth that it's swagger jacker-proof. Slick talk so prolific and profound that muthafuckas can't just bite off that shit, cuz it's in ya, not on ya.
First Guy: "Kristine Ngo got that slick talk down on her blog."

Second Guy: "Yeah but she can't spit game like a true playa."

First Guy: "What the fuck you talkin' bout? Women invented the game. And her mouthpiece is silk and satin, signed wit a patent, daddy."
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