Robert Pattinson

the absolute love of my life.

boy: hey wanna go on a date?

girl: no thx, i only fancy british men, preferably named Robert Pattinson.

Robert Pattinson by haha lol xd November 2, 2020

smarticle particles

The particles that make someone smart.

Did you know Sam made honor role?
Wow, she must have smarticle particles.

smarticle particles by llamaduckisasillygame February 27, 2013

Partick Thistle 

The great Glasgow alternative to the sectarian rubbish spouted by the old firm.A club studiously avoiding success in order to be the true home of football in our city.Shafted when they introduced ground size rules for the SPL and rescinded the rule to allow other clubs access.

Where can I take my kids to see football in Glasgow without being abused?...Partick Thistle.

Partick Thistle by Mon the Harry Wraggs December 23, 2011

pattimifatti 

pattimifatti is a pakistani tiktok star who lives in Brooklyn New York.Within under a year Patti has gained over 100k followers on the "clock app".Some of her most viral videos include her remaking the "how girls___ vs how boys___.She also likes to talk about racism on the app especially towards south asians.Her first viral video was in july 2020 and she is now 17. There are rumours going around about how she might be a teen mum but majority of her viewers think it is a joke and that she was actually never pregnant.

pattimifatti was just on my fyp

pattimifatti by itsmedamelioo June 19, 2021

pattied 

to be skipped, forgotten, left behind, or deleted.

"Spilly did you get in the queue"
"Nope, pattied again"

pattied by faacts December 3, 2020

Hitler Particles 

A theoretical mass that accumulates around right wing reactionaries which, over time, brings them further right until they become nazis.

We've got to get Kanye away from Candace Owens before he inhales too many Hitler particles.

Hitler Particles by Gr00vyDuke December 18, 2022

Ass Pattied

To get "ass pattied" refers to a person who is heavily itoxicated

Craig: "Let's get ass pattied tonight, i dont want to remember a thing".
Ricky: "yeah bro! If we are really looking to get ass pattied i have a handle of everclear that we can pregame with"
fucked up drunk turnt black out wasted hammered

Ass Pattied by Buzz's Bangers October 13, 2015