Posture

A women walks by and i look back

I was checking your posture maam.

by Kuehlstein January 4, 2018

Boxer Posture

The slant-rhyming euphemism for the curving of someone's upper spine, originating from the way boxers often hunch their backs.

Person 1: Hey man sit up straight, you've got some bad scoliosis. Person 2: Nah dude, that's just my boxer posture

by Jethro_Durden February 25, 2011

pubic pastures

referring to a male or female's genital regions.

I want to explore his pubic pastures all night long

by fornicatingwalrus11 September 28, 2010

Pastorejazo

Is a Colombian slang that means "hit". Pastorejazo is use in case like to give one or receive it from somebody or something.

Mom: Daniel if you don't stop this trifles I will give you a pastorejazo.

when I wake up, as usually I stretched so suddenly I get a pastorezo with the cabin bunk

by Carolina D. January 4, 2011

pastered

a dumb fuck

Jack is a pastered bitch

by jasfjdnaklf December 6, 2017

Posture

A chiropractor looking at a girl as she walked by and says to gf i am a professional and was checking her posture

You have great posture.

by Kuehlstein April 23, 2018

pasturized milk

The sweet liquid-byproduct of free-range grass-fed cows.

Since free-range cows naturally produce pasturized milk, there is no need to heat it; you can safely just drink it "just as it came out of Bossie" --- it tastes infinitely better raw, anyway.

by QuacksO February 12, 2019