Parking lot alzheimers 

When you can't find your car in a parking lot because you've forgot where it is. Most of the time you wander around aimlessly until you find it like an older person who has alzheimers diesease.

What's that guy doing just walking around the parking lot like that? He looks like he's got parking lot alzheimers.

Parking lot alzheimers by Bull237 September 20, 2010

Parking Lot pimpin' 

Rolling in the parking lot and trying to pick up chicks with your ride

Parking Lot pimpin' by Hanz June 5, 2003

parking lot hoe

A female that has sex with a random male in a parking lot.

"You fucked that girl, Jordan?"
"I took her to a deserted parking lot, Maria"
"OMG she's a parking lot hoe!"

parking lot hoe by Jordan Mack June 20, 2009

parking lot pimpin

driving through a mall parking lot or movie parking lot going 2 MPH and showing off your tight ride and your bumpin system and them spinners.

Parking lot pimping in my 64' Impala with my chrome spinners and candy paint.

parking lot pimpin by Blair-Erynn May 4, 2006

parking lot vodka 

noun, a word describing emergency rations of vodka stashed away in your car as a prophylaxis to counter a preconceived long day at work, or just monday. Although parking lot vodka can be consumed at any point of the day, it is best used immediately after you park your car.

God damnit I don't wanna head to work today. I feel like a fat guy tryin to get on a treadmill. Good thing I got my parking lot vodka.

parking lot vodka by niggman star33 September 15, 2011

Parking Lot Pimping 

Sitting in the car at the club with no plans of going inside

I don't have a new outfit for the club so Im gone just go parking lot pimping

Parking Lot Pimping by shanlw February 7, 2007

Parking-Lot Mongoloids 

Roving bands of miscreants that inhabit the parking lots of fast food chains, most notably Taco Bell, in North-Eastern Ohio. Seasonal and nomadic, they tend to clump together around their parentally purchased "Fast and the Furious" cars and lifted pick-up trucks doing perceivably nothing constructive for hours on end.

Me: I'm hungry.

You: Only thing that's open is Taco Bell.

Me: Aww Fuck! We're gonna have to wade through the damned Parking-Lot Mongoloids.

Parking-Lot Mongoloids by LostDakota June 19, 2008