Brown paper bag

This occurs when you slip on a banana peel cock first into your best buds anus whilst immodestly pulling out and flinging the leftover dingleberry off your penis right in the flow of traffic.

I totaled my car when a brown paper bag hit my windshield.

by Wanjarthen November 29, 2021

Red Paper Bag

When the bitch your fucking is so ugly you can't even look her in the face, so you put a paper bag over her head. When you finish, you splooge all over the bag. Then proceed to punch and break her nose through the convenient hole you have cutout in the paper bag (she thinks its so she can breathe, you know its so you can punch her afterwards)...leaving you with a red paper bag

Bonus: Leave a cutout for her eyes so she can see your fist coming at her big ugly face.

David: So did ya fuck Dana last night?
Mike: Yeah man, that bitch was so ugly, I ended up having to give her a red paper bag!

by Mike and David November 10, 2008

Wet Paper Bag

Another term for having the explosive shits really bad. Just imagine if your carrying a paper bag full of stuff and the bottom gets wet and tears open and everything falls out. Synonym for explosive diarrhea. Acronym: WPB

Oh man I have a wet paper bag really bad, if you don't get me to the bathroom pronto, your car is going to get it.

by Sima June 30, 2005

brown paper bag

when a girl has a great body and an ok face so you just want to put a bag over her head and f**k her. only players do this, or even think about this.

wow! look at maddy...mmmm. brown paper bag her

by maddy stepnoski June 11, 2009

brown paper bag

Brown Paper Bag is a trucker's term for an unmarked police cruiser commonly heard over the CB Radio. If there's a brown paper bag and he's drinking it, that means said cop has got somebody.

"Breaker, breaker 1-9, got a brown paper bag at mile marker 1-2-3."

by Jay Dog September 30, 2005

brown paper bag

an object that has ruined my life

Ever since i smoked it im always coughning

by i forgot April 27, 2006

Brown Paper Bag

A device that may be used to smoke if you are incredibly stupid.

Hey look Luisito is smoking a brown paper bag. What a dumbfuck

by james February 18, 2005