pandemic pound

When the weight of marijuana goes down and the price goes up.

BUDTENDER- For the same price you can get a regular pound of generic dirt weed and yes that is the name.of the stran for $1,000 or. Pandemic.pound of The Ghost of Leroy .

Patron - You would think since im already having.to pay corona tax on this ish it could at least weigh straight.

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Ill take TGOL please. At least our State deemed this a living essential. So I guess its worth the pandemic pound🤷 ♀️

by Im 5280 Tiny April 3, 2020

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Pandemic paradise

Pandemic paradise is a fanily frendly mine cwaft swerver and it’s cool

Pandemic paradise is not gae

by Jwhwhbwneiene June 3, 2020

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Global Pandemic

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GLOBAL PANDEMIC

by Gringooooooooooooooooooo September 16, 2020

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Pandemic Pussy

when you been quarantined for too long w/ no action and yo walls are tighter than the 2016 elections

A: omg my i got that gorilla grip coochie now

B: gurl you got that pandemic pussy?!!?

by kevinabstraact April 17, 2020

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Pandemic Forty

The number of pounds most people gained during the one year pandemic when everybody worked form home, eating more often and snacking all the time, and didn't get to go out and exercise enough.

Jay: Yo bro, what happened to you? Weren't you supposed to lose like 50 pounds instead?
Steve: I got Pandemic Forty. Gyms are closed. I couldn't run without a mask. All day at home drinking and eating. What do you expect?
Brian: Fat man's excuse. I was also in this shit. I didn't gain an iota during the pandemic.

Steve: Dude, your skinny ass never gets fat. It's not your discipline. It's the lucky genes talking.
Jay: Nope, I agree with Steve, it's the Pandemic. I am also on my way to get the Forty.

by Mongolian Gone Wild April 3, 2021

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