Paintball

A game where players run around holding "guns" that look a lot more like garden hose attachments. These "guns" are known for being extremely inaccurate, as opposed to those in airsoft. Players deem themselves "manly" or "cool" by grinning and guffawing at the collection of bruises and other injuries they sustain from the "sport." Most participants play because they enjoy having fluid splashed and squirted all over them. It is mostly played by rich, brainless adolescents who find that the "tactics" they learn have little to no application outside the sport. The most extreme players usually wear matching jumpsuits and what appear to be either Motocross or Master Cheif helmets. Both of which are often referred to as being gay.

It is a requirement for all organized paintballing that all players (or "ballers" as they call themselves, which also has a gay connotation) be of the white breed of human. Participants are routinely checked during a game to make sure they are of white descent. In an attempt to "cover their asses," most "ballers" insist that it can be played by people of all races. Indeed, this is completely untrue.

Paintball players include lacrosse players and most of those snowboarders you see who are really bad.

by Jack Learson October 12, 2006

Paintball

A game that is completely pwned by airsoft

Steve: You go paintballing this weekend?

Rick: Hell no. Can't get a decent head shot worth shit with paintball. I went airsofting

by DaikonrannoSamurai November 14, 2009

paintball

A fun game... until you discover airsoft. If you prefer a game that uses inaccurate guns, requires you to lug around a dinky looking hopper and consists of fags who dress up in blue suits, you should stick with paintball. If you prefer a game that uses guns with 3-inch groupings, requires an ounce of skill, and makes you a total badass, you should play airsoft. Also, if you are too much of a pussy to suck up the pain of airsoft, or if you are irresponsible enough to play airsoft in a public park and run the risk of being shot at by cops, you should stick with paintball. If you are a man, and and are smart enough to keep replica guns out of view except when on private property, then you should airsoft.

I used to play paintball, but then I realized it was lame, so I became an airsofter.

by Airsoft > Paintball September 07, 2005

paintball

gay sport when you hide behind blimp looking balloons and try not to get hit. also it is not realistic at all.

hey man, you going paint ball? na that shit is gay.

paintball is for fagots.

by asalakalaikum April 05, 2008

Paintballing

It is where you shoot peopel with paint

Doug went paintballing to get in cappy's pants

dougy "Hey cappy, am gonna stick up for you and nail macpringled"

Cappy: "yeah, i must not have any other friends if i'm taking her"

by allymacthesac October 30, 2005

Paintball

airsoft owns paintball in every aspect of the game, accuracy
range
power(my gun)

paintball sucks for the people who wan tto play tag with paint how reatrded is that....

airsoft is the best sport ever invented, owns all paintball, ive owned paintballers with my airsoft guns.

by brian kim March 03, 2006

Paintball

A sport where most of the players profess its superiority to airsoft, just as many airsoft players do to paintball, when in actuality they are two different games appealing to different people for different reasons and can't really be compared to each other.

Guy 1: Paintball is the best, airsoft sucks so much in comparison!

Guy 2: No paintball sucks, it's so unrealistic and super expensive compared to airsoft!

Guy 3: SHUT UP! Two different games for different people, just play whichever one you like best and leave it at that!

by The Very Merry Crusader January 11, 2015