Irish way of saying packet of Potato Chips. These are called crisps in Ireland but are often pronounced and sometimes even written as Crips with the middle s silent.
Calling them crips also particularly often happens in pubs/bars.
Calling them crips also particularly often happens in pubs/bars.
by MrWeldon February 06, 2018
Everyone knows he’s only getting laid because that girl he is seeing is a major packet-slut feening for her next hit of meth!
by Coastalkiwi June 20, 2018
The act of wearing a condom and having sex with a woman who is on her peirod, then taking the condom off and making her squeez the menstral blood in to her mouth, as if drinking ketchup form a packet.
Ashley was on her rag and was very horny, and the only way paul would fuck her is if she agreed to take a ketchup packet afterwords.
by Druskeet November 09, 2007
A packeted meal simply consists of pre cooked microwaveable meal varying from a turkey dinner to duck a l'orange. This meal is in a plastic recyclable meal tray that usually divided into several sections. These meals do not take much effort to cook other than piercing the film layering.
by Calile berry January 10, 2017
Widely believed to have been invented by Sir Isaac Newton after a detailed study of male sexual arousal, the ketchup packet involves the caressing twist of a man's testicles until they burst. Often, the scene can resemble a McDonald's after a five year old threw a ketchup packet against the wall. A 2005 survey estimated that over 9000 American males have had their testicles surgically reattached so that they could once again experience the joy of a ketchup packet.
"Hey Jimbo, this hamburger needs a little of your personal flavor. How about we bust a ketchup packet?"
by aksdhjgo;asujglksgj November 10, 2008
1. Unit of paste contained in a Sheath.
2. (sailor definition) Kunt.
3. The canal within which to disperse thine Throat Dog.
4. Please don;t mention the bloody machete wound
5. Elite forms of females that continue to drip like conveyor belts until dawn.
6. Any one who has actually fucked a jello cup (i.e store bought gelatin) please visit a porno site immediately.
2. (sailor definition) Kunt.
3. The canal within which to disperse thine Throat Dog.
4. Please don;t mention the bloody machete wound
5. Elite forms of females that continue to drip like conveyor belts until dawn.
6. Any one who has actually fucked a jello cup (i.e store bought gelatin) please visit a porno site immediately.
"Dude, that bitches jello packet tasted like gardetto's snacks!"
"Holy shit I totally saw Britney Spears bloated jello packet on TV yesterday!"
"I hope Bill Clinton didn't actually PLOUGH Hillarys rusted Jello Packet!!@!!!"
"Thars a lass with a bonnie jello packet if'n i've ever seen un!" (irish proverb)
" Marmetlata! CE bene MICIO! IO MANGO MICIO!
" Dude, you totally emerged from yo mamma's jello packet!"
"Holy shit I totally saw Britney Spears bloated jello packet on TV yesterday!"
"I hope Bill Clinton didn't actually PLOUGH Hillarys rusted Jello Packet!!@!!!"
"Thars a lass with a bonnie jello packet if'n i've ever seen un!" (irish proverb)
" Marmetlata! CE bene MICIO! IO MANGO MICIO!
" Dude, you totally emerged from yo mamma's jello packet!"
by Bob C. Dawg April 12, 2008
A computer program designed to intercept and analyze network traffic, enabling users to capture and inspect data packets flowing across a network (i.e. internet). People use packet sniffers for troubleshooting, network analysis, but more often than not it is used for unauthorized purposes such as eavesdropping and gathering sensitive information on an unsecured network (think public WiFi hotspots). Popular packet sniffer programs include Wireshark, Tcpdump and Snort.
Concerned about his roommate's secretive behavior, Mark decided to employ a packet sniffer program on their shared Wi-Fi network, hoping to uncover any hidden online activities or personal information being intercepted without consent.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 28, 2023